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Funny story: Jelly Farts

Jelly Farts

Ever have a colonoscopy? This is where you lay down on a hospital bed and they run a camera up through the rectum and into the colon. Doctors due this to check for colon cancer, hemorhoids, and other possible problems. If your answer is yes, you know where this is going.

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Funny story: New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).

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Funny story: Doctors hail full body transplant a success

Doctors hail full body transplant a success

A man was discharged from hospital today after becoming Britian's first full body transplant survivor.

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Funny story: High-tech phishing philter combats gum disease e-virus

High-tech phishing philter combats gum disease e-virus

Silicon Valley - (Ass Mess)): A wizard new cyber tool which scans data files for the dreaded gum disease e-virus has been hailed a success after its launch by AppleCore Scambusters. The high-tech phishing philter tracks down bona-fide looking electr...

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Funny story: Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

US Surgeons today were reported to be investing in hardware giants, Lowes and Home Depot to off-set costs of expensive surgery and repair damaged reputations. The move comes in the wake of a NY Times report last Saturday that surgeons were investing...

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Funny story: Doctors Prescribe Satire For Terminally Ill

Doctors Prescribe Satire For Terminally Ill

DURHAM NC--In a scene straight out of the movie, "Patch Adams," or a chapter in Norman Cousin's 1979 seminal classic, Anatomy of An Illness, doctors at Duke and UNC Hospitals have begun prescribing satire to patients with termina...

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Funny story: Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy

Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy

A Beluxi, Mississippi man who recently woke up after almost six years in a coma is reportedly not happy and has requested that his doctors make him unconscious again.

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Funny story: World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age. A retired Malaysian wood-chopper who spent most of his entire life working in the small village of Juntar, Grant...

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Funny story: Doctors Re-attach Man's head .. Backwards

Doctors Re-attach Man's head .. Backwards

(DALLAS) - He may not be able to see where he's going but he sure knows where he's been. Blake Tanner of Dallas Texas became the world's first life-form to have his entire head surgically re-attached after complete dismemberment. Doctors...

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Funny story: Sharon Clings To Death

Sharon Clings To Death

TEL AVIV - Doctors at Hadassah Hospital here in Israel's capital have reported that in spite of their best attempts to keep Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon artificially alive, the Prime Minister is stubbornly clinging to death.

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Funny story: Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard

Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard

MOUSTACHE A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital are now giving Paris Hilton a better than 50% chance of making a full recovery from her accident earlier in the week. "We are confident that scarring will be minimal. The dental surger...

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Funny story: Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...

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Funny story: Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bethesda, MD-A consortium of doctors from around the world gathered at the US National Institutes of Health to announce that they have discovered the reasons infamous genocidal terrorist Osama Bin Ladin has such a horrendous desire to, as they put it...

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Funny story: Terminally Ill Dolphin Swims with Humans

Terminally Ill Dolphin Swims with Humans

A dying dolphin has had her final wish realised by swimming by humans. Dorothy, a bottle-nosed dolphin from Woking, England, contracted the HIV virus after a brief affair with an orca in Ibiza three years ago. Last February doctors gave her less th...

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Funny story: Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

A study conducted over the past 55 years has come to a close as doctors Timothy Webber and James Seul discovered today that hearts are the leading cause of various forms of heart disease.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Amputation?

Kobe Bryant Amputation?

LOS ANGELES (AP) Doctors treating L.A. Lakers basketball star Kobe Bryant for a sprained ankle are now considering amputation. "The sprained ankle is much worse than we first thought," said Dr. Justin Hackett at a news conference. "Usually we just pu...

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