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Funny story: Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...

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Funny story: Cheney Comes Out Of Lair To Support Torture

Cheney Comes Out Of Lair To Support Torture

Former President of Vice Dick Cheney has come out of his lair to comment publicly lately, an out of character stance for someone famous for always lurking in the background. A topic near and dear to the heart of the VP has lured him out of retirement...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney files Friend of the Court Brief in ACLU case to release new torture photos, carrying on a family tradition

Dick Cheney files Friend of the Court Brief in ACLU case to release new torture photos, carrying on a family tradition

Washington, D.C. - In a surprising mix of the strangest bedfellows yet, lawyers for Dick Cheney filed a friend of the court brief in the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)'s case today to get the new torture photos of detainees in Iraq and Afghani...

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Released H1N1A Virus to Spoil Obama's 100th day

Dick Cheney Released H1N1A Virus to Spoil Obama's 100th day

FBI and CIA investigators have discovered huge vats of swine flu virus in the still undisclosed hiding place/ office of former VP Dick Cheney. Agency psychologists have disclosed information that identifies Cheney as the kind of bitter old man who wo...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney: Enough Already With Obama

Dick Cheney: Enough Already With Obama

First it was the Hugo Chavez handshake weakening the security of the nation, now former Vice President Dick Cheney says it's President Obama's plaid tie. Cheney insists Obama is moving the country in the wrong direction by wearing the tie at a formal...

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Funny story: Cheney's Blood Eats Through Space Station

Cheney's Blood Eats Through Space Station

Space, Final Frontier--- Former Vice President Dick Cheney visited the International Space Station yesterday with horrific results. While floating from the Pirs Docking Compartment and into the Integrated Struss Structure, Cheney made a sharp...

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Funny story: Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

A shocked nation learned today that former Vice President Dick Cheney had joined the Pakistani faction of the Taliban that is trying to take over that nation. OK, not everyone was shocked, but many could not believe that even Cheney, Mr. Waterboa...

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Funny story: Cheney Caught with Cable Cutters in California

Cheney Caught with Cable Cutters in California

As thousands of Golden State citizens lost all power to phones, computers and cable TV, a statewide dragnet was cast in search of the vandals, possibly terrorists, who maliciously lifted huge sewer covers, crept beneath the surface and sliced into hu...

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Funny story: Cheney And Bush In The Revolutonary War.

Cheney And Bush In The Revolutonary War.

In a parallel universe to ours, one which resembles ours in every respect except times and situations are rearranged, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush find themselves back in Boston at the time of the Revolutionary War. In this parallel universe, personalities and characteristics remain the same, but the environment, the historical time and the circumstances have changed. The two men meet on t...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

AUSTIN, TX - Former Vice President Dick Cheney is in critical condition after being shot in the face by former President Bush at the latter's Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, TX. According to witnesses, Bush saw a squirrel foraging at the base of...

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Funny story: Cheney Takes Full Responsibility for Gordon Brown's Acceptance of Guilt

Cheney Takes Full Responsibility for Gordon Brown's Acceptance of Guilt

After telling many Sunday morning talk show panels that he refused to answer questions about the economy on the grounds that it might incriminate him, Cheney changed his tune this morning. The former VP and amateur mole impersonator told me that...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Found with Cub Pilot License Circling DC

Dick Cheney Found with Cub Pilot License Circling DC

Word has it that FAA investigators apprehended a short bald angry man with a cub pilot license circling the nation's capital in a WWI Red Baron. Wearing goggles and a Teutonic flyer's scarf, the amateur flyboy put up quite a dogfight until he was bro...

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Funny story: Cheney Opens Assassins Incorporated

Cheney Opens Assassins Incorporated

The Vice President of vice for the past 8 years has not been off the torture job for even a few months when he announced the grand opening of his latest geo-political scheme. After a long run as CEO of Hallitosis and Burton, Cheney knows more abo...

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Funny story: US Gun Runners Arm the IRA, Drug Cartels and Dick Cheney's Hunting Parties

US Gun Runners Arm the IRA, Drug Cartels and Dick Cheney's Hunting Parties

The US of A has been the world's largest weapons dealer in the post World War II era. War! What is it good for? has been answered by American capitalists with the rousing refrain: Absolutely Profitable! And so the armaments industry has rolled ou...

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Funny story: Obama Lifts Protections on Endangered Bush and Cheney

Obama Lifts Protections on Endangered Bush and Cheney

In a shocking move by the environmentally sensitive Obama administration, endangerd Bush and Cheney have been exposed by a surprising lifting of protections. Advocates for the Protection of Bush and Cheney denounced the uncharacteristic carelessness...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

George W and his MasterBlaster Little Dick Cheney are believed to be in the process of digging a tunnel to the other side of the globe. Frightened by rumors that the Obama Justice Department may actually pursue justice, the infamous war criminals...

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