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Funny story: Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...

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Funny story: Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...

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Funny story: Bedroom tax plans scrapped after the bedrooms at number 10 are counted

Bedroom tax plans scrapped after the bedrooms at number 10 are counted

David Cameron has been left with a quandary tonight when he discovered that should his government charge people for having a room they don't use, that Downing Street would be eligible to be taxed. "It turns out that every government owned building...

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Funny story: Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'. Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...

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Funny story: Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with

Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with

After a complaint from the independent Office for Budget Responsibility yesterday, the Coalition has sought to disprove that David Cameron said that black was white and misquoted the OBR. A Coalition spokesman today made it 'absolutely clear' that Mr Cameron has not been telling any lies, fibs or porkies, but merely adhering to a new Coalition lexicon to standardise political statements. T...

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Funny story: Cameron Gets A Shock

Cameron Gets A Shock

An internal report to David Cameron from a Conservative Think Tank, Money Talks has come as a great shock to the PM. The contents of this report have been leaked to your fearless reporter by 'a well wisher' and we can bring you this exclusive info...

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Funny story: Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case

Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case

A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...

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Funny story: "Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

"Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

Lord Ashcroft has decided not to donate any more of his hard-earned cash to the Tory Party. After giving over £10 Million in donations to the Conservatives he does not think that he is getting, "value for money". A close pal of the peer has discl...

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Funny story: India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...

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Funny story: Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...

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Funny story: UK Prime Minister David Cameron to Join Boy Band 'One Direction' to Appeal to Younger Voters

UK Prime Minister David Cameron to Join Boy Band 'One Direction' to Appeal to Younger Voters

Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...

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Funny story: Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Hot on the heels of the news of horse in beef burgers, horse in crab sticks, horse in sore throat lozenges and horse in lasagne, it now turns out that there are traces of David Cameron in Rebekah Brooks. "We were as shocked as anybody," said lead...

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Funny story: Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is to be questioned by the police over allegations that she disposed of a former police horse that she borrowed in some beef burgers. The Horse which was ridden by David Cameron while in the...

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Funny story: Queen and Government 'In It Together'

Queen and Government 'In It Together'

In an historic statement the Queen and Prime Minister Cameron have agreed they are 'in it together'. They will jointly demonstrate that even the most powerful people in British society are going to take their share of the national burden. Followin...

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Funny story: David Cameron 'stalking whorse' bollocks names wrong Tory

David Cameron 'stalking whorse' bollocks names wrong Tory

London - A third-rate Sunday red top 'exclusive' has named an up-and-coming Tory tosspot as the secret leadership challenger to oust PM David Cameron in a coup d'etat. The revelations come from the paper's same 'deep throat' that channels Camilla...

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Funny story: Cameron's Referendum Shock

Cameron's Referendum Shock

The Tory leader, David Cameron, has announced that there will be a referendum to decide his reaction to the negotiations to reform Europe. He has pledged to abide by the decision of the majority. Whether to vote for or against Europe is up to the...

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