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Funny story: Beckham Back At United?

Beckham Back At United?

Rumours currently sweeping Manchester would seem to suggest that Manchester United are prepared to welcome David Beckham home. The player often expressed that he never wanted to leave Manchester United in the first place. Currently unpopular wi...

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Funny story: Beckham And Jolie Not To Pose Together

Beckham And Jolie Not To Pose Together

David Beckham today denounced the story that he was to appear in a rauchy pose with Angelina Jolie as "something in the press." It still remains a mystery to Beckham as to how the story got out. He asked his agent who responded with a wink and said "...

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Funny story: Becks and Rooney win the Nobel Prize for Literature, you know, like!

Becks and Rooney win the Nobel Prize for Literature, you know, like!

To everybody's astonishment including literature professors at Oxford and Cambridge Universities, Becks and Roon have scooped this years Nobel Prize for world literature, you know, like! They were given the prize for inventing a brand new language...

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Funny story: Beckham "Did Not Score With Hungarian" Claim

Beckham "Did Not Score With Hungarian" Claim

David Beckham definitely did not have a sexual relationship with a Hungarian model. Absolutely did not. Ever. It never happened. Get over it. Look, he's happily married. Ok, well he's married. And he did not have an affair with a Hungarian model call...

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Funny story: Posh punched in pout during pub predicament in Paris

Posh punched in pout during pub predicament in Paris

Paris - Victoria Beckham, 35, was rushed to hospital late Friday night after being punched in the mouth at a local pub where she was having a quiet beer with friends, including Cheryl Cole. Witnesses reported that the Posh one was approached by a...

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Funny story: Beckham and Arthur Pledge their Allegiance to England: It's Just that We Love $ More

Beckham and Arthur Pledge their Allegiance to England: It's Just that We Love $ More

David Beckham bent the truth once more as he promised his undying love for John Bull's Island's fave sport. "Though I have played all over the galaxy, it's Mother England's bosom I long to suck especially since Posh's aren't very spicy, if you kn...

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Funny story: David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

It was really him. Wasn't it? Fans did a double take tonight as the voice of the World's Football Saviour, David Beckham came emanating out of their TV's. The problem? While it was certainly David Beckham's voice, it certainly was not David Beckham s...

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Funny story: 'I can't play football', David Beckham admits

'I can't play football', David Beckham admits

Former Manchester United star and England captain David Beckham today admitted that he couldn't actually play football. 'It's true', he said, I can't ackcherly ply the gyme. I can't pass the ball, I can't head it, and I daren't go into a tackle in...

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Funny story: Beckham And Mourinho For Chelsea?

Beckham And Mourinho For Chelsea?

David Beckham, the LA Galaxy star currently on loan to AC Milan, is this morning the subject of further transfer speculation, after it was reported that he was involved in a secret conversation with Inter Milan boss Jose Mourinho at the weekend. M...

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Funny story: Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Dubai/UAE Raggedy Ass Arab News - Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai. In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had turned into a running sewer with infidel s...

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Funny story: Beckham returns to England Squad

Beckham returns to England Squad

Fabio Capello today named his England squad to face Spain in midweek. At a press conference held at the top of the Post Office Tower, he revealed the full squad to the assembled members of the press: 'Beckham.' Mr Capello then left the room, le...

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Funny story: David Beckham in Sex Change Shocker

David Beckham in Sex Change Shocker

Football megastar David Beckham has been involved in a sex change scandal. His wife, Posh spice is said to be stunned at the news. The revelations come as his lawyers attempt to make his move AC Milan a done deal. Female fans across the globe wer...

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Funny story: Beckham Has The Galaxy At His Knees

Beckham Has The Galaxy At His Knees

Keep reading, then applaud the wittiness of the headline - Wanataway LA galaxy star David Beckham has come up with an idea that could please his American bosses and allow him to play real football at his loan club AC Milan for the rest of the season.

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Funny story: Beckhams not in the news!

Beckhams not in the news!

One of Britain's best-loved "red-top" daily newspapers did not have a story about David "Posh" Beckham or his lovely wife Victoria "Goldenballs" Adams in the current edition. Said spokesman Rank Ordure, "Try as we might, we couldn't get a Beckham...

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Funny story: Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

When David Beckham appears for AC Milan in Dubai he will be surrounded by the biggest security operation ever undertaken by the state. 'We are determined to protect Mister Beckham,' said a Dubai security chappie. 'We will not tolerate bombings, sh...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham, the wife of that footballer, is to take legal action against Peterborough United Football Club over their nickname, it has been reported. Beckham, who used to be known as Posh Spice when she was a member of all-girl band the Spic...

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Funny story: Beckham signs $10millon deal to play with himself

Beckham signs $10millon deal to play with himself

International soccer commercial David Beckham has shrugged off his contracts with the LA Galaxy and AC Milan to continue his playing future in the only team that he believes can sustain him. Beckham has formed his own team to revolve entirely aro...

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