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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cookbook Is Now On Sale

The Dallas Cowboys Cookbook Is Now On Sale

IRVING, Texas - The wives, girlfriends, and significant others of the Dallas Cowboys have compiled their favorite family recipes into a cookbook. The cookbook entitled, 'The Dallas Cowboys Gals' Favorite Family Recipes,' is now on sale at the foll...

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Funny story: Cowboys to Unveil World's Largest LCD Monitor

Cowboys to Unveil World's Largest LCD Monitor

Dallas Cowboys GM, President, and Owner Jerry Jones announced today that he will unveil the world's largest LCD monitor on Saturday, January 3, 2009, in the soon-to-be- retired Texas Stadium. Spanning 130 yards long and 30 yards high, this dual-sided...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Sign Troy Aikman

Dallas Cowboys Sign Troy Aikman

IRVING, Texas - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just signed ex-Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman to a one year contract. Jones sat and disappointedly watched his 'America's Team' lose to the New York Giants 35-14 up in the Meadowlands. The...

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Funny story: Jerry Jones: How Does The Name The Coventry Cowboys Sound?

Jerry Jones: How Does The Name The Coventry Cowboys Sound?

DALLAS, Texas - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was fit to be tied after his Cowboys team lost another game. The Cowboys who are playing without their starting quarterback Tony Romo lost to the St. Louis Rams 34 to 14. The Rams entered the game...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

FORTH WORTH, Texas - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips told ESPN that he has talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and that they have decided that it would be best to cancel next Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams. Phillips said that th...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Report: 'Pacman' Brawls With His Own Bodyguard

The Dallas Cowboys Report: 'Pacman' Brawls With His Own Bodyguard

DALLAS, Texas - Adam 'Pacman' Jones of the Dallas Cowboys was involved in an altercation with Tommy Jones, (no relation) his own bodyguard, yes, his own bodyguard. The incident took place in Dallas in the bathroom of the swank Joule Hotel. Coach...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, made famous by the many stories written about them by this author, are to perform a one-off behind-closed-doors 'show' for one of their all-time biggest fans, the former US Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger. D...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Video To Feature Shaven George Michael

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Video To Feature Shaven George Michael

A brand-new promotional video recorded by the sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to be released in September features the ex-pop star George Michael without his trademark camp beard. Mr Michael, who is the partner of Kenny Goss, the former Dallas ch...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback Tony Romo has called it quits with singer/actress/model/blond bombshell Jessica Simpson. The football player was seen escorting American Idol runner up Kellie Pickler into a Fort Worth nightclub yesterday. When...

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Funny story: Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Former Philadelphia Eagles head coach Dick Vermeil admitted yesterday to taping Dallas before his team played in the NFC Championship game on January 11, 1981. The coach has never publicly talked about the show and its numerous popular characters, un...

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances o...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre had demanded that he be traded by the Green Bay Packers. The desire comes from the team not making a deal to bring controversial wide receiver Randy Moss to the Wisconson city. "Since the team isn't trying to get newer, better...

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Funny story: Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

NEW YORK -- In a landslide, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens was nominated the Associated Press Sports Writers "Asshole of the Year" Wednesday night.

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