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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

MALIBU BEACH - Jessica Simpson who went on the world-famous Yoki Nishimura Japanese Diet has lost 95 pounds. Simpson said that the diet consists of eating nothing but sushi. She said that she had sushiburgers, sushi tacos, and sushi pizza. And...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7. "Tits" as Rasmussen aff...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing. Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simps...

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Funny story: The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported that he has just been informed by the president of the construction company that built his new state-of-the-art $1.15 billion stadium that it will probably have to be torn down. Ian Poundsworth, C...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

DALLAS - Rev. Al Sharpton has phoned Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and demanded that he immediately fire the blonde Cowboys cheerleader who put on black face make up and impersonated rapper Lil' Kim at a Halloween party. Cowboys owner Jones res...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has told his star quarterback Tony Romo that he does not want to see him on the sidelines wearing his baseball cap backwards anymore. Jones told Romo that he expects him to wear his baseball c...

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Funny story: Big Dallas Cowboy Fan At Bar Can't Name Two Players

Big Dallas Cowboy Fan At Bar Can't Name Two Players

Dallas Kincaid, who bragged Saturday night that he was a big Dallas Cowboy fan from way back apparently couldn't name even two of their players at the present. This reporter was present at Heniman's Sports Bar on Broadway and overheard the whole e...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Dallas,TX/ Broke Back Mountain Quarterback News - The Cowboy's 'aw shucks' quarterback, Tony Romo, with T.O. gone, and Jessica Simpson abandoned in a PETA shelter the day before her 29th birthday, is still blaming his former bad luck charm for less t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

DENVER - The Denver Broncos improved their record to 4-0 with a 17-10 win over the Dallas Cowboys who fell to 2-2. The Cowboys cannot blame the mile high altitude, or the snow, or the fact that the Denver fans just happen to cheer louder than most...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

DALLAS - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has just given his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson a brand new dog which looks exactly like her ex-dog Daisy. Romo said that he felt real bad for Jessica when he heard that little Daisy had been dognapped by a...

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Funny story: NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer Jessica Simpson, still depressed about the dognapping of her dog by the California Chupacabra has reportedly called up ex-boyfriend Tony Romo and told him that she will give him a blank check if he takes her back. Tony sti...

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Funny story: 'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

Washington, DC/ Department of Energy Emergency Bulletin - Officials have traced the cause of a nationwide 'Blackout' of all power sources to a disgruntled Middle American who said he took drastic action against the government after every single TV pr...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new stadium to the public in a Sunday Night NFL game against division rival The New York Giants. The new $1.15 billion dollar sports complex is the most expensive ever built and the crowd for the opening (o...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Jerry Johnson, owner of the Dallas Cowboys is upset because he thinks that Tennessee Titan's punter, A.J. Trapasso's high kick last week was aimed directly at the Cowboy's new stadium giant screen. "Why else would he kick a high kick from his own...

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