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Funny story: Prince Charles: If Pakis Can't Protect Cricketeers, How will any of us ever be safe?

Prince Charles: If Pakis Can't Protect Cricketeers, How will any of us ever be safe?

The tragedy of dead cricket players in Pakistan has evoked a frightened response from the Princox of Wales. Welcher Charlie has received some brutal press since the revelations that he and his boyz from the Royalhood have intolerant attitudes and pra...

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Funny story: New Pakastani Pace Ace Strikes Fast

New Pakastani Pace Ace Strikes Fast

News from the first test at Lahore between Pakistan and Sri Lanka. Debutant fast bowler Al Quaeda ripped through the Sri Lankan batting on the first day. Bowling fast and furious he proved too strong for the Sri Lankan defence. He was a controvers...

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Funny story: Bank fraudster Stanford links to Sri Lanka cricket team attack?

Bank fraudster Stanford links to Sri Lanka cricket team attack?

LA Hore, Pakistan - (Ponzi Scam Banker Mess): Was disgraced 20/20 Cricket-sponsoring bank fraudster Sir Allen Stanford behind today's machine gun attack on the Sri Lanka cricket team? "That's gotta be the most absurd conspiracy theory since 'Penta...

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Funny story: Belgians Invented Boycott

Belgians Invented Boycott

The world of cricket was rocked today by claims that Geoffrey Boycott was actually invented by the Belgians. Professor H. Owzat, of Cambridge University, has uncovered evidence that he believes proves Boycott's Belgian origins. It has always been bel...

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Funny story: Freddie Flintstone Injury Hell

Freddie Flintstone Injury Hell

England all rounder Freddie Flintstone is out of the rest of the test series against West Indies. He suffered a back injury picking up his wallet following payment by the Indian plenty plenty league. "I felt a strain, but no twinge of guilt" said Fli...

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Funny story: "Bonking Boycs Lasted 5 Days!"

"Bonking Boycs Lasted 5 Days!"

Geoff Boycot was a "red hot lover" who remained "at the crease' and had "excellent technique" according to Ms Julie Creosote, a self-confessed cricket groupie. She first met Boycott at Headingley during a break for bad light. But, says Ms Creosote...

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Funny story: England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

The England cricket team looked to put their humiliating innings and 23 runs defeat at the hands of the West Indies behind them in Antigua today, as they clobbered the home side's bowling attack all around the Antigua Recreation Ground, and were 271...

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Funny story: Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

There was better news for the England cricket set-up today when the team gained a tame but creditable draw in the second Test against the West Indies at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in Antigua. The tourists, fresh from their humiliating innings...

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Funny story: England Recall Geoff Boycott

England Recall Geoff Boycott

Fresh from the England team's embarrassing humiliation by the West Indies on Saturday, the England cricket selectors have acted swiftly to supress criticism, and have recalled ancient treasure, Sir Geoffrey Boycott to the team for the Second Test mat...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen, the man who was auctioned-off for £1.55million to Bangalore owner Vijay Mallya last week, has set tongues wagging on the Indian sub-continent, and has already earned himself the interesting nickname of...

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Funny story: England's cricketers were high as kites

England's cricketers were high as kites

The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place of the male side. The England team lost the match by an inni...

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Funny story: Former England stars for IPL

Former England stars for IPL

England cricket stars have proved very popular in the IPL auctions. Following the success of Flintoff and Pieterson and to a lesser degree other current England players a number of "retired" stars are considering joining the fun. David Lloyd, the...

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Funny story: English cricket team manager names new coach

English cricket team manager names new coach

Following the resignations and sackings at the English Cricket Team, the team manager, Howe Zatt, today announced the new team coach. After a night-long session reviewing CVs and specifications, and countless re-runs of the Mike Lamb/Ian Botham Br...

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Funny story: Pietersen Suffers Ego Attack

Pietersen Suffers Ego Attack

England suffered an early setback ahead of their West Indies tour when captain and leading run scorer Pietersen had a recurrence of a long-term mental health condition. The South African born 28 year old was seen running down the street near his...

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Funny story: Pub cricket team set world record - nearly

Pub cricket team set world record - nearly

A remarkable ninth-wicket partnership of 8, the third best in pub cricket history, saw the Dog and Sausage establish an unlikely first-innings lead of 6 in Manchester. Brian Slogger was the last man to fall for a magnificent 4. The Slogger-le...

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Funny story: English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...

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