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Funny story: Congressional approval rating lower than head lice in new public opinion poll!

Congressional approval rating lower than head lice in new public opinion poll!

The new Pew public opinion polls were released today and it is not good news for members of the US Congress. In a generic poll, numbers for both political parties were lower than the public opinion of head lice! "Not good news for the re-election pro...

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Funny story: American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

Congressmen and Congresswomen loaded on buses bound for Camp David, where they will all participate in the First Annual American Twit of the Year Olympiad. They were invited to the event after failing to raise the Debt Ceiling. Since then the U.S. Do...

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Funny story: Obama administration issues debt disaster tips: How to survive the August default

Obama administration issues debt disaster tips: How to survive the August default

Washington DC -- The government has released a booklet of survival tips aimed at helping US citizens protect themselves during the nation's upcoming debt default. Titled "Deadbeat Nation," the guide emphasizes that any property in America, public...

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Funny story: Obama and Boehner agree: 'We're not good at math'

Obama and Boehner agree: 'We're not good at math'

Washington DC -- Pres. Obama and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) have reached an agreement in their debt ceiling negotiations. The two leaders signed off on a joint statement today. It declared: "We're not good at math. So we've hired H&R...

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Funny story: Punt, Pass, and Pissant World Cup to GOP Congress!

Punt, Pass, and Pissant World Cup to GOP Congress!

Journalists gathered in the nation's capitol today as Congressman Eric Cantor took the podium dressed in Revolutionary War garb and carrying a musket. The assembled Tea Party members also dressed in uniforms from the 1700's sang a song from the era,...

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Funny story: Canada Fears Cap & Trade Law Won't Work for a Nation That Doesn't Wear Hats

Canada Fears Cap & Trade Law Won't Work for a Nation That Doesn't Wear Hats

Inexperienced beat reporters from the Canada Press who were assigned to learn more about the U.S. Carbon Emission "Cap and Trade" law, had been authoring a series of feature stories about how the laws wouldn't work, if the bulk of Canadian residents...

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Funny story: Cracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists

Cracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists

America will face an environmental disaster if Congress and the Obama administration fail to reach a compromise on whether or not to increase the debt ceiling. So says a position paper released recently by the scientific arm of the American Tea Party...

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Funny story: Congress cracks the debt ceiling; crisis triggered when Boehner borrows a twenty from Obama

Congress cracks the debt ceiling; crisis triggered when Boehner borrows a twenty from Obama

Washington, DC - The request was innocent enough. Representative John Boehner (R-Ohio) asked president Barack Obama if he could borrow $20 to pay for his lunch in the Congressional cafeteria. But when the president handed over the cash, all hell b...

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Funny story: New USDA Food Guide Condemning America's Cannibals to Slow Starvation

New USDA Food Guide Condemning America's Cannibals to Slow Starvation

Washington - Cannibals testifying before Congress today criticized the Obama Administrations recent change from the decade old food pyramid to the new MyPyramid. With much fanfare, the USDA recently retired the old Food Guide Pyramid and replaced...

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Funny story: Congressman Resigns Over Skidmark Photos

Congressman Resigns Over Skidmark Photos

WASHINGTON, DC --- Rep. Horace Hemaroid (R., NM) admitted that tweeted links to photographs of skidmarks were indeed his. "I had enough of people telling me I was, full of crap, didn't know my ass from my elbow, a poop head, butt breath, and I apolog...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Entire Roster Traded to US for Obama and Congress

Manchester United's Entire Roster Traded to US for Obama and Congress

Manchester United has announced that they have traded their entire roster to the United States for Barack Obama and the US Congress. "I just simply have had it with all the headaches that these prima donnas have given me", stated a relieved Sir...

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Funny story: Yet Another Rampant 'Weiner' on the Loose in NYC SEX Scandal; But is it Kosher?

Yet Another Rampant 'Weiner' on the Loose in NYC SEX Scandal; But is it Kosher?

New York City has taken center stage in the past weeks due to an outbreak of rampant weiners allegedly attacking hotel chambermaids, and this week Congressman Anthony Weiner has had his Wiener, although cloaked and dressing left, allegedly appearing...

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Funny story: GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

The wire services are reporting this morning that the RNC, on behalf of the GOP, is starting a nationwide search for candidates in the 2012 congressional elections. This comes in the aftermath of the Democratic victory in up-state NY where a Republic...

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Funny story: GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

When John Boehner stood up to introduce the legislation, it took the nations Capitol, by surprise. The press corps was stunned, the nation shocked, and the Europeans amused. The Majority Leader of the US House of Representatives was introducing l...

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Funny story: Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...

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Funny story: Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. A meeting was held...

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Funny story: Congress Completes Investigation of Gas Prices, Conclusion; The Gas Station Signs are all Different

Congress Completes Investigation of Gas Prices, Conclusion; The Gas Station Signs are all Different

After so many months of suffering through constantly rising gas prices, members of Congress, after being inundated with tens of thousands of e-mails from the American public, decided to actually do something about it, and yes they did. Congress...

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