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Funny story: "Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

"Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.

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Funny story: Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

In a standard church hymnal, there are a lot of songs. The titles of some lend themselves to humor. For example, tell a child vocally that there is one called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" (there is really a hymn by that title) and they will hear "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."...

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Funny story: Minister of Spiritual Inner Awareness bats for Paris & Nicole

Minister of Spiritual Inner Awareness bats for Paris & Nicole

Sally Kirkland, (63) American actress, nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress in 1987 for Anna, has led a 'Free Paris' protest with six supporters outside of Lynwood jail. As a minister in the Church of The Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness she also prayed for Nicole Richie.

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Funny story: Steve Kilbey Threatens To Cook Carnivore Fans

Steve Kilbey Threatens To Cook Carnivore Fans

International space rocker, artist, poet and vegan activist, Steve Kilbey of the Church fame (Under the Milky Way), has vowed to cook anyone of his minions of fans who dares to eat meat.

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Funny story: British Church sues Hal Robford

British Church sues Hal Robford

The Unthinkable has happened. Hal Robford, the lead singer of UK boyband "A Priest Called Judas" has been sued by UK Church Groups!...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Starts Online Confessional

Catholic Church Starts Online Confessional

Faced with ever decreasing numbers of parishes and increasing numbers of traveling parishioners, the Catholic Church has instituted a virtual "online confessional" where sinners can confess their sins and receive penance by email.

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Funny story: Demands for 'church abuse' probe

Demands for 'church abuse' probe

Victims in church abuse cases involving Church of England churches are calling for further investigations into possible similar offences in the past.

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Funny story: Bishop of Southwark absolved

Bishop of Southwark absolved

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.

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Funny story: Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.

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Funny story: Choir boys in abuse cover up

Choir boys in abuse cover up

Former choirmaster Peter Halliday is due to be sentence today for molesting boys during the 80's. One of his former victims said "When your first sexual experience is a 40-year-old man forcing himself on you it's pretty horrific" An ordeal Billy P...

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Funny story: Disgruntled golfer complains to God!

Disgruntled golfer complains to God!

Dear God, For most of my life I have made You part of my life. Really, I opened my doors and asked you in. I've been to Church regul...

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Funny story: Church confirms, there is no God

Church confirms, there is no God

Churches all around the world have always managed to avoid the difficult question, Does God exist? Well, there's no more squirming away from it now, the gaff has been well and truly blown. Under years of mounting pressure the Reverend B Bumbles o...

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Funny story: Yo -- Woo Tang in the Igloo

Yo -- Woo Tang in the Igloo

Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch - Cook the Fish" will be performing his number one hit Song (Nanuk was a Mo Fo) at the Church of Modern Enlightenment in South DaKota this spring.

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Funny story: NFL / Super Bowl stops church from airing game

NFL / Super Bowl stops church from airing game

A church was, cease and desisted, by the NFL for using "The Super Bowl", name and charging admission to see the game.

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Funny story: Bush Continues War Support; Answers May Be Found In U.S. Capitol Prayer Room

Bush Continues War Support; Answers May Be Found In U.S. Capitol Prayer Room

Critics of the president's war strategy in Iraq and other cowboy "diplomatic" measures said an answer to the partisan way that he has conducted politics may be found in the prayer room of the U.S. Capitol in Washington.

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Funny story: Busted polygamist threatens Bush dirt plea-bargain

Busted polygamist threatens Bush dirt plea-bargain

Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the spiritual leader and founding prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, was behind bars last night after Nevada highway patrol cops busted him for possession of three wigs, fifteen...

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Funny story: London memorial service for Opus Dei banker

London memorial service for Opus Dei banker

London - (Associated Mess): A full complement of the House of Mountbatten is expected to attend this week's memorial service at St Adolf's-up-the-Creek parish church for the suicided Opus Dei banker Gianmario Roveraro who chainsawed himself...

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