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Funny story: Bigger role mooted for Chinese Flea Market

Bigger role mooted for Chinese Flea Market

Beijing - The new Chinese government has given the nod for market farces to play a bigger role in the country's state-dominated trading tool, the All-China Flea Market Corp. Communist Party apparatchiks want the state-run behemoth to take a decisi...

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Funny story: China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...

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Funny story: Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Having sent out the Mayor of London and the Chancellor of Exchequer to forge closer links with China David Cameron is already taking inspiration from Chinese lawmakers about how to deal with the Police Federation in the row over Andrew Mitchell.

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming from the office of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is that MLB will be testing out a red baseball prior to the opening of the 2014 baseball season. The commissioner said that he got the idea from China where professional bas...

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Funny story: China Recalls 17 Million Chopsticks

China Recalls 17 Million Chopsticks

HONG KONG - China's national news agency, The Rick Shaw, is reporting that the Chinese government is in the process of recalling 17 million chopsticks. A spokesperson for The Rick Shaw stated that the problem with the chopsticks lies in the fact t...

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Funny story: Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

Corruption Charges Dismissed As China Releases Bo, Apologizes to Obama

China recently discovered that instead of putting a Communist Elder Bo Xilai on trial for corruption, they had actually prosecuted Bo Obama, the White House dog. China immediately released Bo and apologized to the president and his family. Severa...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is having to intervene into a situation that has just arisen with the Republic of China. National Focus Magazine reports that a tribe of South Dakota Sioux who run the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino located...

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Funny story: Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

DETROIT - After months of speculation and wondering when the hammer will fall, the hammer has finally fallen on the once proud city of Detroit. The city has had to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that the Detroit City Fund only has $13.53 in t...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints He May Leave The Lakers And Play In China

Kobe Bryant Hints He May Leave The Lakers And Play In China

LOS ANGELES - The two LaLaLand individuals who are the most disappointed due to the collapse of the Lakers are Kobe Bryant and Jack Nicholson. It is no secret that Kobe lives and breathes purple and gold and so does the season ticket holding, fron...

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Funny story: NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...

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Funny story: President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

President Obama Says That Mexico Has Asked To Borrow $3 Million So They Can Continue With Their Moon Exploration Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million. President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...

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Funny story: China Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Acting Like A Spoiled Brat

China Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Acting Like A Spoiled Brat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - China's Secretary of Asian Affairs Gong Ming Bing Bing, 67, has just sent a crystal clear message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The message which was highlighted in red demands that Kim Jong Un come to his senses and stop...

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Funny story: A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...

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Funny story: North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea confirmed on Tuesday that it had conducted its third, long-threatened rock throwing competition and it clearly got out of hand, as Rubes News reports. The asteroid will fly by below our satellites causing new imprecisions on the alread...

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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...

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Funny story: High school student manufactures gold from lead

High school student manufactures gold from lead

Golden, CO - From a town named Golden comes a discovery that is about to make the precious metal as cheap as lead. Apple Creek High School student Lanny Auris has developed a cheap process to make gold from lead, in his basement using only common ho...

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Funny story: Cyber Bullies Upset The UK

Cyber Bullies Upset The UK

"The UK is under constant attack from "cyber enemies"" Ministers screamed as they all ran from Westminster this afternoon. After Back and to the Left tracked them down to their secret command bunke(which incidentally doubles as Teresa May's garden sh...

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