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Funny story: Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Brazilian shouter Wagner will perform the classic Promise This by Cheryl Cole on next week's X Factor. Cole's smash hit which includes the unforgettable lyrics 'Promise' and 'This' along with some other words beat off stiff competition from Rhian...

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Funny story: X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

X-Factor fan James Hewitt woo's Cheryl Cole, Prince Harry furious

According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...

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Funny story: Shock: Cheryl Mimes On Pre-Recorded Live TV Show

Shock: Cheryl Mimes On Pre-Recorded Live TV Show

Cheryl Cole, or Tweedy or whatever she is this week, rather unsensationally mimed to a song that was pre-recorded before going out 'live' on X-Factor. The new single was to be performed by the X-Factor judge live on the results show. But bosses de...

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Funny story: X-Factor Louis Walsh shits in Cheryl Cole's handbag

X-Factor Louis Walsh shits in Cheryl Cole's handbag

Let the wild rumpus begin! Too late, it already has in the X-Factory. Everybody is at everybody else's throats, apart from Cowel and Cole, who seem to be disappearing up each others behinds in an effort to out do each other in their mutual apprec...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Stars In Tears For Piers

Cheryl Cole Stars In Tears For Piers

'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' sang Tears For Fears, an awfully long time ago. As far as Cheryl Cole is concerned, she does rule the world, as demonstrated in her tears for Piers on tonight's Piers Morgan interview. Poor lamb. She's had a...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo as she unveiled a waxwork...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd gives second hand rose the boot

Cher Lloyd gives second hand rose the boot

This week is Barbra Streisand week on the X - Factor. Cher Lloyd is reported to have told her mentor, Cheryl, that she won't be seen dead singing "Second Hand Rose." Cher reckons that she ain't playing second hand nothing to anyone on the show. S...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does. "She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her l...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

X-Factor insiders last night revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Katie Waissel is so desperate to stay in the competition that she really fancied snogging Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, if only for the added publicity. Katie, the su...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says She Would Love To Kiss Cheryl Cole Right Smack Dab On Her Lusciously Sexy Lips

Rihanna Says She Would Love To Kiss Cheryl Cole Right Smack Dab On Her Lusciously Sexy Lips

SANTA MONICA, California - Rihanna was recently spotted having dinner alone at her favorite restaurant Giorgi Baldi's Grape Vineyard Diner in Santa Monica. She was asked about her recent single entitled "Only Girl In The Whole Wide World Of Sports...

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Funny story: X Factor's Cheryl Cole Denies Secretly Taking English lessons as Simon Cowell Plans to Make Her a Big Star Stateside.

X Factor's Cheryl Cole Denies Secretly Taking English lessons as Simon Cowell Plans to Make Her a Big Star Stateside.

Simon Cowell's wing woman has been secretly taking English lessons as part of his plan to help her crack the American market, an insider has revealed. Cheryl has denied the claim, saying it was a lord of rubbish and norbidy is teaching her anything,...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing s...

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Funny story: Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why. An accompanying note informed us that the writer had...

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Funny story: X - Factor judges at each others throats

X - Factor judges at each others throats

A UK national newspaper is reporting, today, that wee Louie Louie and the ex Mrs Cole, call me Tweedy again, are not talking to each other. It is reported that Louie, Louie hurled insults at Miss Tweedy and disrespected the now redhead and her fam...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

There are serious fears around the X Factor camp today that two contestants' heads could explode during tonight's broadcast. While images of brain and cranium exploding across the stage would no doubt send ratings through the roof, producers fear...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...

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Funny story: Is Cheryl Cole poking fun at Ashley with her new album?

Is Cheryl Cole poking fun at Ashley with her new album?

Pop diva Cheryl Cole has been forced to deny rumours that her latest album contains various sexual connotations all poking fun at her previous love Ashley. Cole's new album is to be titled 'Messy Little Raindrops' which some believe is a dig at As...

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