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Funny story: Lady Gaga's gruelling workout in Canada

Lady Gaga's gruelling workout in Canada

TORONTO: Move over Victoria Beckham (aka 'Bunion'). When it comes to high heels the quirky Lady Gaga stands head and shoulders over Ms. Posh. Lady Gaga's latest grueling workout in 12-inch high-heeled boots puts 'Bunion' Beckham's walking-through-...

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Funny story: Dr. Victor Nicholas Rated #1 Psychiatrist in Canada

Dr. Victor Nicholas Rated #1 Psychiatrist in Canada

Though most famous for his barbed discourse in published medical news articles and editorial commentary, noted Psychiatrist Dr. Victor Nicholas has been named as the best practitioner in his field by patients and peers, as recorded by the consumer wa...

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Funny story: Canada Day conspiracy to topple the Queen

Canada Day conspiracy to topple the Queen

Ottawa, Ontario - (Reuterus): A predicted July 1st karma-assisted suicide of pointless cold war throwback Queen Elizabeth II is gaining momentum. Royal Canadian Hellfire Club soothsayers reckon a highly gratuitous Canada Day state visit has been...

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Funny story: United States Issues Travel Alert to -- Toronto?

United States Issues Travel Alert to -- Toronto?

Toronto, Ontario - It's not every day you see a travel alert issued for one of the safest cities in one of the safest countries in the world, but that is what the United States State Department did and the Canadians are none too happy about the desig...

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Funny story: The Canadian Method

The Canadian Method

An extreme form of sado-masochistic sex known as "The Canadian Method" is being advocated by the Government. Not even Alex Comfort's trilogy 'The Joy of Sex','More Joy of Sex'or the little known 'Bored with Sex'covered this sometimes dangerous sexual...

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Funny story: C.N. Tower collapses as a result of a 'visit' by Subo fanatics

C.N. Tower collapses as a result of a 'visit' by Subo fanatics

This day will indeed go down in history, today, the C.N. Tower, in Toronto, Canada, collapsed. It is reported that no one important was injured, only 250 Subo fanatics who were heading to the Restaurant to dine as guests of Canuck William, an av...

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Funny story: America and Canada to build Great Border Wall

America and Canada to build Great Border Wall

President Obama and Prime Minister Stephen Harper joined hands in Washington today to demonstrate the long standing goodwill between the two neighbours which they hope to celebrate by erecting a three foot high wall between the two countries from the...

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Funny story: Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Washington, DC - Mexico's President, Felipe Calderone was in Washington, DC this past week visiting President Obama and attending a state dinner thrown in his honor. President Calderone, however, stepped all over the rules of etiquette when asked to...

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Funny story: Forget New York - Vancouver BC Is The City That Never Sleeps

Forget New York - Vancouver BC Is The City That Never Sleeps

Ol' Blue Eyes once sang that he wanted to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep, which was all well and good back in the day, but if he was to wake up in New York City nowadays he'd be pretty disappointed. Because New York is no longer the epicentr...

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Funny story: Arizona Deports Canadian Tourist

Arizona Deports Canadian Tourist

Arizona scored another victory in the war to protect its borders from illegal immigration when a Phoenix police officer apprehended an undocumented Canadian while on lunch break at Fries With That All American Cuisine. In casual conversation with...

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Funny story: Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

What is the world coming to when top Politicians in Ontario, Canada, propose to start Sex Education classes in schools as early as Grade 1? These children are only six years old. Naturally some parents are up in arms and who can blame them? Th...

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Funny story: Canada Has Coldest Winter on Record

Canada Has Coldest Winter on Record

Climatologists studying climate change have reported that the winter of 2009-2010 in Canada has been the coldest on record. One Canadian scientist said "it was so cold you could freeze the balls off a pawn shop!" A reporter from Montreal's daily...

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Funny story: Fellow Brits - Come to Canada, Gas is cheaper

Fellow Brits - Come to Canada, Gas is cheaper

I was sorry to read that fellow Brits. are hurting again at the pumps. Many Brits. from North East England, fed up with rising prices at the pumps, decided to emigrate to Canada in the early 80's and are we are ever so glad we did. Reaching almo...

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Funny story: Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian

Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian

Canadians, having read the Spoof article about one of their nationals running for the border, to enter America, breathed a joint sigh of relief. They can't wait to be rid of this crazed Subo lunatic. Many are planning to be at the border to cheer...

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Funny story: Crazed Canadian special man on the run

Crazed Canadian special man on the run

US Border Police are on full alert today following a tip off that a Canadian national is determined to force his way into the USA. The alarm was raised by a neighbour in Toronto who phoned police to advise of the gentleman's unusual behaviour.

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Funny story: Canadian stairs are too much for Her Majesty, the Queen say officials in Canada

Canadian stairs are too much for Her Majesty, the Queen say officials in Canada

An official of the Royal Nova Scotia International Tattoo has denied that some Canadians think that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II is unable to climb Canadian stairs. The 17 stairs in question will take the Queen to a stage at the Tattoo but Cana...

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Funny story: Canada's National Anthem Facing Changes in Lyrics

Canada's National Anthem Facing Changes in Lyrics

Canada's National Anthem is so out of date that citizens are calling for the lyrics to be changed in order to address the ever changing 'faces' of Canadians. One line, especially, is said to be so out of date it should be taken to the Human Rights...

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