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Funny story: Tony Hawk - 'The King of Skateboarding' Has Skated Right Into Divorceville

Tony Hawk - 'The King of Skateboarding' Has Skated Right Into Divorceville

SAN DIEGO, California - Tony Hawk, the man known as "The King of Skateboarding" has just announced that he is getting divorced from his wife of five years Lhotse [pronounced LOL-LI-GAG]. Hawk and his wife were married while standing on gold plated...

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Funny story: "NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

"NecklaceGate" May End Up Sending Lindsay Lohan To Prison

VENICE BEACH - Well it appears that Lindsay Lohan's 'Flamingo Breeding Program' did not quite work. Last week Lohan traveled down to the San Diego Zoo and purchased a dozen flamingos (six male and six female) in order to breed them in her Hollywoo...

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Funny story: Hollywood's First and Only Gay Motorcycle Gang, 'The Hells Tinkerbelles' Is Forced To Disband Under California's New 'Don't Ask Cause We Can Already Tell' Rule

Hollywood's First and Only Gay Motorcycle Gang, 'The Hells Tinkerbelles' Is Forced To Disband Under California's New 'Don't Ask Cause We Can Already Tell' Rule

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Southern California the land of earthquakes, mudslides, The Dodgers, Santa Ana Winds, wildfires, smog, the Lakers, wine, Miley Cyrus, and sprayed on tans has added another notch to its Gucci belt. The Los(t) Angeles Watchdog Witn...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at the famed Knotts Berry Farm Amusem...

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Funny story: Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...

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Funny story: Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own 'hang ups" and "personal shit." "It's a F***g nightmare," said Joe...

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Funny story: Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe. Though most all li...

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Funny story: Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor-elect Jerry Brown chose the occasion of Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday to declare that both Miley and marijuana are now legal for the recreational pleasure of the state's population at large. Five years ago, use of ei...

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Funny story: 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Clippers Name LeBron James' Cousin Mumugawi Shambutu James As Their New Coach

The Los Angeles Clippers Name LeBron James' Cousin Mumugawi Shambutu James As Their New Coach

LOS ANGELES - After getting off to a dismal 1-12 season the NBA Los Angeles Clippers have fired their head coach and replaced him with Mumugawi Shambutu James, who is a second cousin of LeBron James. Coach James was the head coach of the Cleveland...

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Funny story: Parody Week: Fast Food California

Parody Week: Fast Food California

Not so much a TV theme parody, just a favorite song that plays into the truth and partial injustice of the fat American persona. To the tune of Hotel California. On a dark SoCal highway, warm smog in my hair Warm smell of fresh pizza, rises up through the air On the right past the stop sign, I saw a glowing red light My stomach growled and my will wore thin I had to stop for a bite.

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Funny story: Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

What was supposed to be finale for next season's cable hit 'Mythbusters', wound up as a national defense news story instead of an episode focused on sending a harmless home made missile into orbit. Hosts of the show, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage...

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Funny story: Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

A spokesperson for the White House announced today the source of the mysterious vapor trail recorded off the coast of California.  "It was a military rocket performing a government function" explained  the presidential  minion.  "We had the las...

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Funny story: Rocket Fired

Rocket Fired

Monday evening, something launched approximately 35 miles off the California coast. A news helicopter even filmed the rocket-like contrail rising like an arced pillar in the sunset. If seeing is believing, there was definitely a rocket launch of some...

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Funny story: Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

(KTLA 5 News) - Putting scientific analysis aside, the Los Angeles Times has posted a real-time group-think Twitter-feed that provides dubious enlightenment on the situation. Encouraging readers to join the conversation by asking: What do you thi...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this mo...

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Funny story: California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

As if California Politics wasn't scary enough, now the Politically Active Wicans are targeting a California Brewery's Halloween promotion featuring "Witch's Wit' depicting a witch burning at the stake on the label. The brewery and the distributors...

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