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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

As poll numbers for the McCain/Palin Republican Presidential ticket head south faster than college kids on Spring Break, self-proclaimed hockey mom, Sarah Palin, has begun to reach out to other mothers in the hopes of bolstering support. "The d...

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Funny story: Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland, that weird cold place at the top of the map, has reacted angrily to the banking crisis in which it has found itself, and has declared war on Great Britain. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday bluntly refused his Icelandic counte...

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Funny story: Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese milk products containing melamine may have been used in the manufacture of cheese for toasted sandwiches sold in Great Britain. The World Health Organization, an arm of the United Nations, is demanding a recall of all affected produc...

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Funny story: King Arthur returns to save Britain

King Arthur returns to save Britain

King Arthur of the Britons returned in a blaze of glory to lead the country out of the impending recession. Having spent hundreds of years standing by he felt the time was right for his return. "My first act will be to restore Camelot as the ce...

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Funny story: Britain Suffers Whingiest August Since Records Began

Britain Suffers Whingiest August Since Records Began

As relentless wind and rain continues to sweep through the country, ruining a second consecutive summer, incidences of pissing and moaning are at an unprecedented high. Over 50 millimetres of bile and spittle fell in the West Country in less than...

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Funny story: British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

Lord Sebastian & Co., the Chair of the London Organising Committee of the London Olympic and Paralympic Games has announced in a statement the new sports that will be included in the 2012 London Games. Of primary interest to people in this cou...

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Funny story: Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

This summer European resort cities have found that they have imported an excess of sloshed Scots, bashed Brits and alcohol ill Irish. The Export Commission of the UK defended the situation by insisting that there were invoices for every case ship...

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Funny story: Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

While the US surge is barely holding its own in the pandemonium called post Saddam Hussein Iraq, Great Britain has decided or maybe can't stop itself from a troop withdrawal. British military commander Squirtz Toosoon explained that when a force...

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Funny story: Shoplifters say British economy IS as bad as it gets

Shoplifters say British economy IS as bad as it gets

According to the NAS - the National Association of Shoplifters - there is no noticeable slowdown in the rate of the decline in the British economy.

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Funny story: Come to Britain to Die

Come to Britain to Die

The British Tourist Board,announced that it was launching an all inclusive holiday package designed for people who wanted to die.

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Funny story: Wales: Invisible UK Region, No More: Thar She Blows!

Wales: Invisible UK Region, No More: Thar She Blows!

Studies are showing that Wales are veritably invisible on the Broadcasting British Commission. Reporters from the Media and Fairness Football and Cricket Club have found that there is no music or romance from Wales on the BBC.

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Funny story: Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

According to research from some insurance company wanting to gain some cheap publicity and get itself in the newspapers because business is bad and they didn't want to pay for their adverts with their bloody nodding dog, red telephone or some idi...

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Funny story: Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Britain has finally decided to join the international space race and is set to launch an ambitious manned fact-finding mission to giant red planet Mars. Legendary space pioneers Yuri Gagarin, Neil Armstong and Buzz Aldrin will soon be joined in the s...

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Funny story: July 4th Joyously Celebrated in Great Britain

July 4th Joyously Celebrated in Great Britain

London England -- Most Americans are surprised to learn that there is a July 4th in Great Britain and it is celebrated with the greatest of joy and ecstasy. It is even more popular than Christmas. Britons celebrate the day thirteen retarded, disgusti...

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Funny story: George Bush's Schedule At Windsor

George Bush's Schedule At Windsor

George W Bush is visiting Britain today, and here is his planned schedule at Windsor Castle: 14:00 Bush's car arrives at the castle 14:01 Gets out of the car and waves to the press, before slipping on some grass and falling over 14:04 Meets the Queen and shakes her hand, and pats her on the back, saying 'How's it goin' Liz? Hope we ain't havin' them dogs for lunch!' 14:15 At lunch does...

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Funny story: Britain Loses History

Britain Loses History

Important details relating to Britain's history have been stolen from up to 36 million UK households according to OffWatch, the government department responsible for oversight. This follows hard on the heels of the careless and embarrassing loss...

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Funny story: Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.

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