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Funny story: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford Cast in Godfather IV

Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford Cast in Godfather IV

Hollywood is a buzz this morning over the recent casting announcements for Godfather Part IV, including Harrison Ford as Michael Corleone and Brad Pitt as his son Anthony. With a screenplay written by Happy Madison productions (Adam Sandler), dire...

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Funny story: Brad's Christmas Shocker: I Can't Stand to see Angelina NAKED anymore!

Brad's Christmas Shocker: I Can't Stand to see Angelina NAKED anymore!

In a shocking revelation guaranteed to give Jen goosebumps, Hollywood's leading man Brad Pitt tells his chums Angelina just doesn't do it for him anymore! According to sources who were with Brad at a private party to raise funds for disgraced golf...

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Funny story: Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...

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Funny story: Angelina Gobbling Brad On Their 5th Anniversary After Missing Thanksgiving

Angelina Gobbling Brad On Their 5th Anniversary After Missing Thanksgiving

Hollywood's most-talked about couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed a very romantic night out to celebrate their five-year anniversary as a couple, while their kids stayed at home with a sitter this past weekend. "I was busy on Thanksgiving...

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Funny story: Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

A disturbing new fashion trend has developed on both sides of the Atlantic recently, and it's really getting a lot of people hot under the collar for a variety of reasons. Big bushy tramp beards. US actor Jim Carrey showed up at the London prem...

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Funny story: Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

Angelina And Brad Screw In Trees Using Tadpoles For Lube

In a cringemaking interview, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have issued lurid details about their sex lives. "The last time we did it" says Brad, "I sprained my left elbow getting out of the stirrup". Angelina laughs delicately at this and comments...

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Funny story: Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Celebrity's newest couple, Kate Gosselin and Octomom, are quickly becoming the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when it comes to adoption. By joining forces, sources close to the couple say that it is almost certain that Kate will adopt Octomom'...

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Funny story: Brad & Angie split

Brad & Angie split

Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced. Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, An...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Beverly Hills, CA - The story of Shawna Forde, the rogue Minutemen Civil Defense Corp gal who, acting as a defender of the U.S. border against illegal aliens, allegedly shot and killed Raul Flores and his daughter, is to be brought to the screen by H...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie the Untold Story

Angelina Jolie the Untold Story

Fourty-one year old minor league supermodel, Jenny Shimizu, says she had sex with Angelina Jolie to punish her for the unnatural cravings Jolie had for younger women. During a recent interview at a costume party, Shimizu came dressed as the termi...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore. Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair and who v...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie wore hand-me-down clothing as a child

Angelina Jolie wore hand-me-down clothing as a child

Angelina Jolie admits she wore hand-me-downs while she grew up in the city of Los Angeles. Her mother was on welfare and her father had abandoned them because of a lip crises. Growing up, her family didn't have a lot of money, so with the exceptio...

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Funny story: Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Reports suggest that pop superstar, and hollywood glamour couple, Angelina and Brad Jolie have become entangled in a short, but messy court saga in regards to adoption rights. The whole row started when Brangelina wanted to adopt young Malawian Ob...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's father catches the swine flu

Angelina Jolie's father catches the swine flu

Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long friend Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital. After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to the hospital to...

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Funny story: Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again. "I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she...

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Funny story: Swine flu infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua before being swept away by tornado

Swine flu infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua before being swept away by tornado

Angelina Jolie's six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight. The puppy is currently receiving treatment for the notorious swine flu. Angelina and Brad Pitt cred...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who recently revealed on the British show, "Britain's Got Talent" that she had never been kissed was kissed by Brad Pitt. The Scottish lass received a phone call from Angelina Jolie who arra...

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