According to neighbors, there was a big fight a couple of weeks ago in which they could not help overhearing from standing in their yards in the wind and snow. "It's not everyday that you see a drunken nude Brad Pitt get out of a car and go up t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) -- Actor Brad Pitt shocked the entertainment world Tuesday when he announced he was retiring from films in order to become a Transportation Safety Administration airport guard. "In times such as these, it is incumbent upon...
Hollywood is a buzz this morning over the recent casting announcements for Godfather Part IV, including Harrison Ford as Michael Corleone and Brad Pitt as his son Anthony. With a screenplay written by Happy Madison productions (Adam Sandler), dire...
In a shocking revelation guaranteed to give Jen goosebumps, Hollywood's leading man Brad Pitt tells his chums Angelina just doesn't do it for him anymore! According to sources who were with Brad at a private party to raise funds for disgraced golf...
Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...
Hollywood's most-talked about couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed a very romantic night out to celebrate their five-year anniversary as a couple, while their kids stayed at home with a sitter this past weekend. "I was busy on Thanksgiving...
A disturbing new fashion trend has developed on both sides of the Atlantic recently, and it's really getting a lot of people hot under the collar for a variety of reasons. Big bushy tramp beards. US actor Jim Carrey showed up at the London prem...
In a cringemaking interview, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have issued lurid details about their sex lives. "The last time we did it" says Brad, "I sprained my left elbow getting out of the stirrup". Angelina laughs delicately at this and comments...
Celebrity's newest couple, Kate Gosselin and Octomom, are quickly becoming the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when it comes to adoption. By joining forces, sources close to the couple say that it is almost certain that Kate will adopt Octomom'...
Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced. Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, An...
Beverly Hills, CA - The story of Shawna Forde, the rogue Minutemen Civil Defense Corp gal who, acting as a defender of the U.S. border against illegal aliens, allegedly shot and killed Raul Flores and his daughter, is to be brought to the screen by H...
Fourty-one year old minor league supermodel, Jenny Shimizu, says she had sex with Angelina Jolie to punish her for the unnatural cravings Jolie had for younger women. During a recent interview at a costume party, Shimizu came dressed as the termi...
Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore. Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair and who v...
Angelina Jolie admits she wore hand-me-downs while she grew up in the city of Los Angeles. Her mother was on welfare and her father had abandoned them because of a lip crises. Growing up, her family didn't have a lot of money, so with the exceptio...
Reports suggest that pop superstar, and hollywood glamour couple, Angelina and Brad Jolie have become entangled in a short, but messy court saga in regards to adoption rights. The whole row started when Brangelina wanted to adopt young Malawian Ob...
Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long friend Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital. After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to the hospital to...
Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again. "I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she...
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