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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...

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Funny story: Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history. Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...

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Funny story: In Defense Of Gold Diggers

In Defense Of Gold Diggers

So where in the bible does it say: Women, go forth and marry the indigent? Every almanac and dictionary published gives information and direction, but never does one add: Ladies, aim for a life of poverty or as Shelly Winters said in the film, A Pla...

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Funny story: New Dead Sea Scrolls Translation Prove Da Vinci Code False

New Dead Sea Scrolls Translation Prove Da Vinci Code False

Translators, Archaeologists, and Bible Scholars in Jerusalem have just finished work on the translation of another of the Dead Sea Scrolls. This one, known as The Gospel of Peter, also describes the time period after the crucifixion (historically co...

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Funny story: President George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans

President George Bush Coordinates Bible Drop For Hurricane Katrina Victims in New Orleans

WASHINGTON (AP)-US President George Bush has taken personal control of the coordination of relief efforts for the thousands of dying victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and throughout the Deep South.

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Funny story: Bible Belts Pissing Off Bible Belt; Christian Coalition

Bible Belts Pissing Off Bible Belt; Christian Coalition

A new brand of belts manufactured using the leather coverings of recycled Bibles, (i.e. "Bible Belts") is tightening the nerves of America's Bible Belt, the geographical region known for its fundamentalist brand of Protestant Christianity and strict interpretation of the Bible. "It's blasphemy!" says Ralph Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition and majo...

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Funny story: A Holy Bible That is Full of Holes

A Holy Bible That is Full of Holes

Norfolk, Virginia----Leaders of the coalition of right-wing Christians , known as the Christian Coalition, have been using scissors to snip out sections from thousands of Bibles, to make its teachings more relevant to our modern times. The new vers...

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Funny story: Town Celebrates Twelve Days of Christmas With Book Burnings

Town Celebrates Twelve Days of Christmas With Book Burnings

PEQUOT, SD --- It began ten years ago, when Pastor Brian Frank of Pequot's Christ Anger Church during one of his sermons tore the Song of Solomon out of his Bible, exhorted the congregation to do the same, and burned the offensive verses right in fro...

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Funny story: Oprah Names 'The Bible' to Book of the Month Club for September

Oprah Names 'The Bible' to Book of the Month Club for September

Well, it's that time of the month again for Oprah - Book club time! She's picked her next edition to add to the now famous book club it's the little known but timeless classic- ‘The Bible'.

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Funny story: Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Ellendale, ND- Trinity Bible College Head Football Coach Rusty Bentley started his day like any other, however this is a day that he will remember for the rest of his life. Today he landed three players that will most definitely change the gridiron fortunes for this small North Dakota school. We will give you Rusty's day minute by minute. 6:25 AM - Alarm goes off. Rusty hits snooze.

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Funny story: Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Much controversy has surrounded Mel Gibson's film about the brutal torture and murder of humanity's most well-known religious figure. Taken from the gospel accounts in the Bible, the story revolves around the people who were ultimately respon...

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Funny story: Church Refutes Gay Claims

Church Refutes Gay Claims

Anglican Church officials today denied that it ‘sexed-up' the Bible to include evidence that homosexuality was wrong.

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