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Funny story: Smoking Baby Has Kicked The Habit!

Smoking Baby Has Kicked The Habit!

SUMATRA, INDONESIA - No, the baby hasn't kicked the nicotine habit, but he has stopped using intravenous drugs. Two-year-old Ardi Rizal, who smoked two packs of cigarettes a day, has broken his heroin addition, the Sumatra Daily News reported Thur...

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Funny story: David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

Prime Minister David Cameron has said he and his wife Samantha Cameron are "absolutely thrilled" that their fourth child, a Thatcher, has been born during their holiday in Truro. Conservative chiefs have been masterminding a secret eugenics progra...

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Funny story: Bookies' 5/1 odds on 'Cherie Cameron' as Sam Cam's Pisces Full Moon baby girl is born

Bookies' 5/1 odds on 'Cherie Cameron' as Sam Cam's Pisces Full Moon baby girl is born

Cornwall - (Reuterus): Samantha's waters broke shortly after 8am just as the waxing full moon made a conjunction with Neptune, mythical god of the seas. The Camerons, holidaying in rain deluged Cornwall, had to make a quick dash to Truro's Royal C...

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Funny story: Is Your Baby Gay?

Is Your Baby Gay?

Many homosexual parents believe that homosexual behavior begins at conception, continues through birth and blossoms when the child reaches puberty. To maximize the success of having a homosexual child, many experts recommend that homosexual parent...

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Funny story: Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Lei Lei, named after the famous Lay's potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large, claims his mother. However, ever since his birth, he's been eating anything and everything and he has been growing twice as fast as other b...

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Funny story: Two Miracle Births in One Week at London Hospital

Two Miracle Births in One Week at London Hospital

London, England - An amazing story broke this week out of London that has the world and most doctors scratching their heads. A black Nigerian couple, Ben and Angela Ihagboro, living in London announced the birth of their child--a blonde-haired, blue-...

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Funny story: Manchester City Sign Cristiano Ronaldo's Baby For £120 Million

Manchester City Sign Cristiano Ronaldo's Baby For £120 Million

Ever determined to pip their illustrious neighbours at the post, the 'noisy neighbours' of Manchester City announced last night that Cristiano Ronaldo's baby has been signed up. For £120 million. Oh, we already said that, did we? City fought of...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Apparently Wearing Hubby Out Over Attempting To Become A Mom!

Mariah Carey Apparently Wearing Hubby Out Over Attempting To Become A Mom!

According to tabloid reports Mariah Carey has secretly began fertility treatments in a bid to become a mom at 40. We have been told the same thing and that that is why she's has gotten..well, HUGE! "If you see Mariah out there now, you'll see w...

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Funny story: Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

A morbidly obese 22 month old baby was found dead in his crib on Tuesday morning. Charlie Ringwort's 165 pound body had to be removed from his crib via special tools and a saw that firemen had on location. The child was then air lifted to hospital, w...

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Funny story: IVF babies reject chosen parents

IVF babies reject chosen parents

The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Association reported today that 'mistakes' rose from 182 to 334 in the last 12 months. HFEA reported cases of embryos 'gone missing'. In this exclusive, our undercover reporter has the answer - many fertilise...

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Funny story: TV Presenter Denise Van Outen's Baby To Come On Out Pretty Soon

TV Presenter Denise Van Outen's Baby To Come On Out Pretty Soon

NORTH LONDON - Denise Van Outen says that she has only gained about 179 pounds but she says that it feels more like 183. The 35-year-old TV presenter stated that she wants the baby to hurry up and pop his bloomin' head out so that she can stop wea...

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Funny story: Fat Baby Born To Fat Parents

Fat Baby Born To Fat Parents

An overweight woman in Doncaster has given birth to a fat baby. Her husband is also a chubby lardass. Sharon Needadiet, 35, gave birth to Harry by caesarian section because she was too large to fit on a normal operating table. Harry weighed in at 13l...

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Funny story: Cape Fear, NC Doctors Deliver Ghost Baby

Cape Fear, NC Doctors Deliver Ghost Baby

Cape Fear, NC - In an attempt to cover up the mistake of two of its resident doctors in performing a C-section on a woman who was neither pregnant nor in labor, a Cape Fear, NC hospital is instead reporting the the pair of doctors delivered a ghost b...

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Funny story: Abandoned Baby Meerkat Survives Against All Odds

Abandoned Baby Meerkat Survives Against All Odds

Initially it looked like curtains for poor little 'Simples' the newborn baby meerkat abandoned at birth by his mother and left cruelly for dead because he was the runt of the litter. Fortunately for Simples, an alert member of staff at Cullmore Zo...

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Funny story: Local Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League for Fourth Straight Year

Local Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League for Fourth Straight Year

In a stunning upset, David McIntire won his neighborhood fantasy fatherhood league for an unprecedented fourth straight year when his backup infant, three-month-old Michaela Reed, tracked an object with her eyes, showed clear signs of separation anxi...

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Funny story: Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Persons eating lunch at several BBQ restaurants were horrified to learn that their baby back ribs came from real babies. The popular cuisine draws millions of people into dining establishments around the world, but no one knew that they were actuall...

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Funny story: Rooney Baby A Chip Off The Old Block

Rooney Baby A Chip Off The Old Block

England International and Manchester United star Wayne Rooney today became a proud father for the first time. Wife, Colleen gave birth to a little boy, whom the couple are reported to be naming, Kai Wayne. The couple decided to have the birth in L...

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