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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.

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Funny story: Scientists Uncover New Evidence on Shroud of Turin

Scientists Uncover New Evidence on Shroud of Turin

(Vatican News Service) Scientists and archaeologists permitted to study the ancient mystery known as The Shroud of Turin have uncovered new evidence. Those researchers, however, have refused to fully reveal their findings until they are placed under...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Archaeologists digging near ancient Nazareth in Israel have uncovered scrolls that appear to be public records of the town. In them are Roman census data dating from about 20 A.D. that appear to include the names of the family of Jesus Christ.

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...

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Funny story: Nebra Sky Disc sacred geometry says Bush is doomed

Nebra Sky Disc sacred geometry says Bush is doomed

Mittelberg, Saxony-Anhalt - (Associated Messerschmitts): A spectacular 3,600 year old gold, copper and bronze ornament dubbed the Nebra Sky Disc carries a stark ancient prophecy declaring the Bush administration is doomed to treason charges.

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Funny story: Mastodon Remains found at Construction Site

Mastodon Remains found at Construction Site

Southern California - Workers at a Carlsbad construction site found the remains of a prehistoric mastodon last Tuesday.

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Funny story: Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

The oldest mummy ever unearthed appears to be the victim of murder. An autopsy reveals that Italy's famed prehistoric iceman "Otzi" died from a shoulder wound inflicted by an arrow. The 5000 year old body was found in the Italian Alps i...

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Funny story: 1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

A family holiday in the west of Ireland turned into a story of amazement as two children found a 1000 year old Benedictine monk alive and well and pottering around a ruined abbey.

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Funny story: 2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists in Greece have discovered a rare 2,700-year-old fart inside a copper urn from a site where soldiers described in Homer's "Iliad." farted into the ancient Greek equivalent...

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Funny story: Ancient Artifact Discovered!

Ancient Artifact Discovered!

An archaeological excavation near Memphis, Tennessee has turned up what appears to be an ancient audio data storage medium and the device used to convert the stored data into audible frequencies.

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Funny story: Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

Archaeologists Find Ancient Audio Recording

NEWARK, OH (AP Newsliar) -- Archaeologists working in south central Ohio have found what may be the earliest audio recording ever discovered. The recording is etched into the surface of a large clay ceremonial burial pot, uncovered near the Newark e...

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Funny story: Archaeologist Finds Mozart's "Magic Flute"

Archaeologist Finds Mozart's "Magic Flute"

The Magic Flute that inspired Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to compose his opera, Die Zauberflöte (The Magic Flute) was found on a Vienna Beach by archaeologist Prof. Anna L. Dallapiccola, Art Historian, formerly Prof. of Art History, South Asian...

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Funny story: Mayan temple found in Man's navel

Mayan temple found in Man's navel

It has been confirmed in the scientific journal Nature that a small but perfectly intact Mayan temple has been found in a New York man's navel.

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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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Funny story: Roman Graffiti Predicts Moving Pictures

Roman Graffiti Predicts Moving Pictures

Some early Roman graffiti has been found on Hadrian's Wall situated on the English/Scotish border.

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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...

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Funny story: Examination leads to Resignation

Examination leads to Resignation

In a stunning reversal of fortune the head of the Italian - Archeological Antique Society (I-ASS) has been forced to tender his resignation. The internal and public outcry for his ouster has been the direct result of his mishandling of the "Rom...

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