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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Strange In Bed According To Billy Bob Thornton

Angelina Jolie Strange In Bed According To Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton, who was once married to Angelina Jolie, says that she was 'one weird chick' during their marriage days or rather, nights. According to Thornton, Jolie is definitely bi-sexual but was interrupted by a Jolie fan who told Thornton...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts. "I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...

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Funny story: Angela Jolie refused entry into Bosnia because her film's too "horny"!

Angela Jolie refused entry into Bosnia because her film's too "horny"!

Angela Jolie's first attempt at film directing has received a "shot across the bows" from the Bosnian government. They refused to let her into the country and vehemently refused to let her film there. Also "glorious hubby", Mr Pitt, was left s...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

PARIS - Angelina Jolie was spotted in a popular Parisian grocery store and those who saw her could not believe how utterly skinny she has gotten. Some whispered behind her back that she looks like Calista Flockhart. Others said she is starting to...

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Funny story: Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Charitable superstar and mother of half of Africa, Angela Jolie, has decided to extend her passion for the "muy pobres" of the world by travelling to flood stricken Pakistan. When asked what she would actually be doing there she replied: "I'm s...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt In A Rant Over Angelina's Lovemaking, BP Oil Leak!

Brad Pitt In A Rant Over Angelina's Lovemaking, BP Oil Leak!

Actor Brad Pitt went on another rant yesterday while being interviewed and had nothing good to say about anyone or anything. "You're all a bunch of buzzards! Looking for actors to report us whenever we take a piss!" is how it began, stated reporte...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Back To Mental Institution!

Angelina Jolie Back To Mental Institution!

There's a new book out, "Angelina" that is supposed to be a biography of Angelina Jolie's troubled past, that has her shaken so badly that she may wind up once again in a mental institution, according to reports from several tabloids. In "Angelina...

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Funny story: Angelina 'Baboon Labia' Jolie in elective lips surgery ahead of Marilyn movie role

Angelina 'Baboon Labia' Jolie in elective lips surgery ahead of Marilyn movie role

Hollywood - (Snip & Tuck): The Oscar winning actress is to undergo a radical facial makeover ahead of starring in author Andrew O'Hagan's The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Seedy Sign-Eye Rhinoplasty Clinic...

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Funny story: Gemma Arterton fed up with being a totty - looking to be the new Angelina Jolie?

Gemma Arterton fed up with being a totty - looking to be the new Angelina Jolie?

Gemma Arterton is fed up with being sexy and pouty. She's tired of being relegated to block-bustery hotty totty roles. No more just a pretty face. The new Gemma sees herself as dirty and gritty, as the 'new Angelina Jolie'. She wants to be taken...

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Funny story: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block. 4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with her adventures. From 'creating' her ow...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose

Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose

Actress Angelina Jolie was given a full-fisted nose punch and then one in the eye this past week! The culprit? Her daughter, two-year-old Shiloh. Although "No comment" was the only answer we reporters got when we asked about the bruised eye and...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

NUTSVILLE, USA: Some say she looks like her dad Brad Pitt. Others see an uncanny resemblance to grandpa Jon Voight. Regardless of which side she resembles one thing is clear. Brad and Angelina's 4-year old daughter Shiloh appears to have a mind...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Plays Salt, Naked.

Angelina Jolie Plays Salt, Naked.

Dateline Hollywood - There were many in the industry who questioned her abilities. Could she play the part? It seems, after much coaching, practice and direction. Yes, the opinions are in, the critics have had their say and the conclusion is, indeed...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to star in "Dragon With a Girl Tattoo"

Angelina Jolie to star in "Dragon With a Girl Tattoo"

LOS ANGELES - Word has it that Angelina Jolie wanted to star opposite Daniel Craig in the English-language remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". However producers nixed the idea, opting for an unknown name to take on the role of the tormented...

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Funny story: Doctor Orders Angelina Jolie To Get Her Big Lips Reduced or Risk Looking Like Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler

Doctor Orders Angelina Jolie To Get Her Big Lips Reduced or Risk Looking Like Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler

LOS ANGELES - Angelina Jolie's face doctor, Dr. Vernon Celticbridge, has informed the movie starlet that her lips augmentation surgery has continued to increase in size and that the lips are getting pretty close to starting to look a little bit on th...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt To Star In World War Z

Brad Pitt To Star In World War Z

It was announced yesterday at Comic-Con that Brad Pitt will star in the film of the horror novel, "World War Z". Plus, it was announced by the writer himself, Max Brooks. The novel is a creepy zombie horror story that should do well on the big sc...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption

Apparently the giant baby of Indonesia will stay in Indonesia for a while longer as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stated that he was too much to handle after paying a visit. The baby boy weighed over 19 pounds at birth and his mother still can't ho...

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