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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: 81% of US Headed in Wrong Direction

81% of US Headed in Wrong Direction

Observers of the great American life estimate that over four out of five USA'ers are headed in the wrong direction.

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Funny story: Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

(Philadelphia PA) Millions of Americans perished in flames during Earth Hour. The hour was meant to get people to conserve energy and fuel but it only led to an agonizing death for 299 million people across the country.

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Funny story: US Couple Con Gullible British

US Couple Con Gullible British

A Father and daughter who set out to con stalwart British investors of their hard earned winnings, have been charged with countless counts of fraud in differing flavours, today.

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Funny story: Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

The Pewter Institute's 2007 survey revealed on Thursday that Americans are more "appalled" and "horrified" now than they were a year ago.

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Funny story: One Point Six Million Americans Can't Be Wrong!

One Point Six Million Americans Can't Be Wrong!

The US prison population has hit a shocking 1.6 million inmates! That is 1 out of every 100 US citizens now live behind bars,never mind what happens to their behinds there behind bars. Sociologists have been studying the phenomenon for years now and...

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Funny story: U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

Fresh from the news that the British Government was going to take over the running of Newcastle United, the Premier League was left reeling after the U.S. State Department announced late last night that it was going to take control of all Premiership...

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Funny story: Servient Tenement

Servient Tenement

When W W I, 1914-1918, began, Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, was quoted to have said, "… a war with which we had nothing to do… (He warned Americans to) be impartial in thought as well as action." However, Los Angeles Examiner, April 3. 1917, headline goes: 'War! Says Wilson; Big Army Wanted'. Some have condemned the United States' entrance into World War I, in 1918, as an 'unwise departure fr...

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Funny story: American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

King David reported today that southern Americans in a local sports bar were definitely more entertaining than the game he was trying to watch. This is saying a lot since ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) men's college basketball games often exchange leads 10, or more times in a game and are often won in the last few seconds.

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Funny story: America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

What do Mitt Romney, John McCain, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckleberry, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama have in common? Absolutely nothing according to sociologist and hobby birdwatcher, Dr. Raymond Birdsong who says that it's about tim...

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Funny story: King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

Four months into the Hollywood writer's strike and Americans are wondering what to do with their time. Here are some suggestions:...

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Funny story: President Sends Invoice to Americans

President Sends Invoice to Americans

Dear Taxpayer - Enclosed please find the bill for your family's share to defend the United States from the horrible threat of Iraq des...

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Funny story: U.S. Workers To Get 3-Day Workweek

U.S. Workers To Get 3-Day Workweek

(Washington) - In a political effort to gain more power and buy more votes, politicians in Washington have proposed a 3-day workweek for all U.S. employees.

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Funny story: Think Tank: Europeans are Superior

Think Tank: Europeans are Superior

A noted Washington think tank, The Center for Human Beings, released a study recently which declared that Europeans are better than Americans.

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Funny story: America may destroy the world

America may destroy the world

Some scientists in America have discovered that their country is very likely to turn into a black hole if its population does not lose weight, according to a study published in the journal "Science Stuff" today.

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Funny story: Canadian art expected to frighten US

Canadian art expected to frighten US

(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.

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Funny story: US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.

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