In a bid to combat the media coverage received by northern doctors, doctors from the south of England are campaigning for alcohol breaks for the retired and very young. Dr. Peter Grimson from one children's hospital feels those falling outside of...
Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...
The SMA today called for an increase in advertising for alcohol in Scotland. Its chief executive Sir Robert C Nesbitt said: 'The techniques being deployed by the drinks' industry to advertise their products are increasingly glamorous and sophistic...
"The U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan has banned alcohol and assigned American personnel to watch over the embassy's security guards following allegations of lewd behavior and sexual misconduct at their living quarters." CBS news reported today. An uni...
UK Saturday night female binge drinkers have been given a monster boost to their habits from a most unusual source, Spanish scientists! After intensive testing on old alcoholic "Biddies" in Spain the scientists discovered that ageing "Alco Senorit...
People suffered from sobering thoughts earlier today when it was announced that drink related deaths were on the increase. Ewen Chatfield was enjoying a few jars in his local "One More Into The Wind Please" when the news broke. Chatfield was so upset...
Santa Fe, NM - In what seemed to be a harmless drinking game, A handful of college students last night experienced the follies of drinking and firearms when 26 year old Chuff Miller fatally shot his friend 23 year old Bob Pricks. The victim was flown...
Traffic laws in Brittain are about to receive a major face-lift. Under continuous strain from the tax-paying public, the government has for a change, done some research before implementing a rule which no-one usually follows in any case. On a rec...
Every drinker's nightmare will become reality from the 1st of September as Gordon Brown's floundering government impose 99% prohibition on the British public. On the last day of August, pubs, clubs, and restaurants will serve their last drinks. Su...
A statement issued by a bunch of Harley Street Doctors earlier today sent shockwaves through the world's drinking fraternity. The statement maintained that excessive drinking could result in 'a smack in the face' in a crowded kebab shop, extended...
Better watch out for the price of liquor to skyrocket by this fall, many predicting that Kentucky bourbon could go as high as $80.00 per liter or even higher. Walter Belcher, spokesman for Ezra Brooks agrees with recent statements by the makers of...
Miami, FL-Researchers believe they have found a connection between alcoholism, and people who drink excessive quantities of liquor on a regular basis. "Our preliminary study has shown that all of the test subjects suffering from alcoholism had con...
Archaeologists have discovered the earliest evidence of humans drinking in Scotland. Pint glasses were unearthed in a ploughed field in South Lanarkshire, and the discovery conjures up a picture of wandering groups of drinkers, making their way home...
Much to the surprise and relief of the Drinking Utes of mostly Mormon Utah, the state's many arcane alcohol regulation are being revised. For example, it is no longer necessary to show multiple marriage licenses to gain entrance to a drinking est...
The United Kingdom's Chief medical Officer is worried about the increasing consumption of booze in Britain. Sir T. Temperance Totaller proposes that the cost of getting blottoed be doubled in the UK. Parliamentarians yelled and screamed simult...
J.D. Witheredspoon, the pub magnate and godfather of cheep booze slammed the government today for not doing more for drunk people. In a speech made at "The Moon In Old Bank", one of his newest pubs, Mr Witheredspoon called for more to be done. "T...
Ten wiper fluid addicted children in Arkansas were today taken to hospital, after mistakenly drinking whiskey. 'It was awful', Dr. Hick Lessbrain said, from the Hillary Clinton Detox and Facelift Hospital in Backwater, 'we have campaigned for year...
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