RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney, the front runner in the chase for the Republican nomination for President of the United States was excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Mormons, after it was revealed Sat...
The three remaining candidates for the GOP nomination for president were reported to be caught in a three-way on election night this past Tuesday. As the news exploded over the internet, the mainstream media avoided reporting the story, Christian con...
The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...
In an effort to solidify support in the Midwest, Mitt Romney held a press conference in Jefferson City, Missouri, to address what he called a "glaring gap" in Republican policy: nutrition. Romney told carnivorous voters that Missouri, the second-lead...
When Barack Obama selected Joe Biden instead of Hillary Clinton as vice president, the Republican power brokers embarked upon a strategy to win the disappointed and seemingly disenfranchised female Democratic vote: Run someone with a vagina, and Republicans will win. No problem! What difference would it make to women? A vagina is a vagina; a skirt, a skirt. Many called this John McCain's, "Hail...
Recent polls show that Ron Paul out polls all other candidates in popularity among methamphetamine and heroin users. Ron Paul's popularity stems from his drug legalization platform. However his popularity is split with President Obama among marijuana...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Thanks to a campaign video which has gone viral this week, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have begun taking a back seat to Joseph Kony and his Kony 2012 campaign. With 62 million hits, Kony 2012 has kicked the asses of any...
Throughout his reelection campaign, President Obama has remained unfazed by Republican accusations that the American economy has deteriorated significantly during his presidency. Despite record-high unemployment levels and the constant charge that "t...
In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...
Recent video clips show sparsely attended Republican Party presidential primary campaign rallies in oversized venues. Rather than broaden its base, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said today the party was achieving its goal of becoming a "small tent"...
That terrific tearing noise many heard yesterday during the very first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show was apparently not his pants this time. Almost instantly, the webcam was shut off and people were left with a seated Rush Limbaugh with a surpris...
Since all Republicans appear to be beholden to radio talk show entertainer Rush Limbaugh, (particularly the four remaining candidates for the presidential nomination) Rush recognized a golden opportunity and decided to become the Republican President...
NEW YORK CITY - As everyone knows by now, the only reason why Rush Limbaugh apologized for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" was because he was told to do so by the executives who sign his $50 million a year...
Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.
Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States of America, announced this morning that he had introduced a plank in the GOP 2012 platform to send all high school students with a SAT score above 550 to re-education camps. "What we don't n...
Mitt Romney beat Rick Santorum in the Arizona and Michigan primaries Tuesday night. His dominance over Mr. Santorum in the Republican presidential nominating race may have led to Mr. Santorum taking it out on his wife, Karen, mother to their seven ch...
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