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Funny story: Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

In a tit-for-tat reaction to (Re)publican presidential hopeful John McCain's blatant attempt to win over former Hillary Clinton supporters, thousands of elite party supporters are suddenly backing white-knuckled conservative Pagan Catholic Edward All...

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Funny story: 10 Absolute truths of the 2008 Presidential race!

10 Absolute truths of the 2008 Presidential race!

1. Barack Obama is DEFINITELY 100% Muslim. 1. Bristol Palin is ABSOLUTELY the mother of her brother Trig. 2. John McCain is a Manchurian candidate. 2. Barack Obama is a front man for Black militant terrorists. 3. Michelle Obama is an angry black woman dying to be First Lady so she can destroy America. 3. Cindy McCain is actually a Stepford wife. 4. Sara...

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Funny story: American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

Chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today claimed that American elections are not dumb childish soap operas. At a special exclusive show, filmed live before a carefully scripted audience, she said: 'OK, today we have 2 people who claim - despite all th...

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Funny story: Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The Democratic and Republican Party national conventions are finally over. The presidential candidates are not presumptive any more. Senator Obama and Senator McCain met to discuss the details of the ensuing campa...

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Funny story: Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

As the presidential election draws near, it's the perfect time to reflect on our duty as citizens to be informed voters. Unfortunately, not everyone who is eligible to vote should vote. That may sound like heresy in a democracy such as ours, but the fact is that careless, unthinking votes can be more harmful than not voting at all, as recent elections have clearly demonstrated. Think about it.

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Funny story: Governor Sarah Palin Withdraws Nomination

Governor Sarah Palin Withdraws Nomination

Like a passenger trying to fly economy, carrying too much baggage and unable to afford the extra baggage fees at check in, Sarah Palin is withdrawing her nomination for the Republican office of Vice-president of the United States, cuzz no way that Mc...

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Funny story: Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

As the presidential election draws near, it's the perfect time to reflect on our duty as citizens to be informed voters. Unfortunately, not everyone who is eligible to vote should vote. That may sound like heresy in a democracy such as ours, but the fact is that careless, unthinking votes can be more harmful than not voting at all, as recent elections have clearly demonstrated. Think about it.

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Funny story: Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Eyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President

Thanks to John McCain, a Four-Eye is at the forefront of the American political scene. "We're ecstatic," declared one executive of an eyeglass manufacturing firm. "Sarah Palin is showing the world you can be gorgeous and also wear eyeglasses. Sh...

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Funny story: Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had m...

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Funny story: Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Can an Illinois State Senator who spends a little while in the US Senate between book contracts convince the American people that he is better qualified to be the US President than an Alaskan village tribal leader who got to be Governor of a frozen w...

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Funny story: VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

Close to death Repub candie John McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his VPILF because he wants to leave America without reproductive choice, with a shit load of guns and trapped in the ignorance of mistaken science. McCain's former psychiatrist offered...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Funny story: McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...

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Funny story: McCain picks SNL's Tina Fey for VP!

McCain picks SNL's Tina Fey for VP!

Washington, DC - In a surprise of the century, McCain today announced Tina Fey as his running mate for the GOP ticket. Fey accepted McCain's offer having to cross party lines switching from a democrat to a republican to do so. All in an apparent blow...

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Funny story: McCain Yields to NRA with Veep Selection

McCain Yields to NRA with Veep Selection

This morning, Republican Presidential nominee, Senator John McCain, in a nod to the NRA and to disabled Americans, selected Elmer Fudd as his running mate for the White House in 2008. Beltway pundits were momentarily speechless. While the conventi...

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Funny story: Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...

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Funny story: Bush Passes Mantle to McCain in lead-up to White House race

Bush Passes Mantle to McCain in lead-up to White House race

US President George W. Bush threw his full support behind Republican White House candidate John McCain yesterday, saying he was prepared to pass the presidential baton to the veteran senator from Arizona. "I believe that Senator McCain is ready to t...

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