In an effort to spur consumer spending, President Obama has decided to use a gimmick he learned from his favorite childhood movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
His idea is to put five "golden dollars" into circulation, each having a p...
President Obama asked Janet Napolitano to put together a new "Torture Release Form" for all current and future detainees to keep him out of any legal problems that may come up later. He told Napolitano to include the following questions and statements on the Release Form:
Do you believe you will be treated fairly during your torture?
Do you have any phobias or fears that would disqualify y...
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