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Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Funny story: Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...

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Boot Throwing contest in Manchester goes viral

Funny story: Boot Throwing contest in Manchester goes viral

A brand-new sport, soon to be televised live all over the planet, has millions of followers already on social media and its founder members a not so 'Special One' and another not so 'Special One' are marketing the sport with impunity! The latest s...

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Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Funny story: Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Post Office workers are sure that today's kids do not know how to use their postboxes correctly, chiefly because they don't know what a letter is. "Writing on paper is Jurassic!" Claimed a bunch of spotty school kids munching bags of 'Lineker' (na...

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Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Funny story: Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...

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Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Funny story: Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Five baby squirrels who were entangled by their tails have had copies of the knots forwarded to the Global Nautical Society. The zoo keeper who eventually untangled the knots, after hours of de-knotting, is a keen part time skipper of an infamous...

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Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Funny story: Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Brexit has obviously caused many problems, both within the EU borders and the UK, and these problems need to be solved before the UK floats uncontrollably into the Atlantic Ocean. Great political intellectuals (cough, cough) are busy attempting to...

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Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

Funny story: Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

With the Chinese economy booming it seems normal Chinese people can afford to go to posh restaurants and enjoy delicacies that were only reserved for the high and mighty of Chinese politics and business. Dog soup, shark fin Chop Suey, Vermin ratat...

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French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

Funny story: French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

If France didn't have enough to cope with being attacked by ISIS headhunters and Japanese / Chinese tourists toting cameras whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower! They now have a new danger from within to cope with and, the 'steaks' are very high!...

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Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

Funny story: Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...

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Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Funny story: Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out! As the...

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German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

Funny story: German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...

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Volga Olga to star in Hollywood blockbuster called 'Lethal Pussy 69!'

Funny story: Volga Olga to star in Hollywood blockbuster called 'Lethal Pussy 69!'

Insatiable, 85-year-old, super-nymphomaniac, Russian hag, Volga Olga, has had her (wet) dream come true and will play the leading role in a Hollywood blockbuster directed by none other than Quentin Tarantino! Volga Olga came to fame in the fabulou...

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Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

Funny story: Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...

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Batman is a lesbian!

Funny story: Batman is a lesbian!

In the latest Batman US TV series it seems that several transgender, gay, and lesbian issues have been upgraded to adapt to modern times (apart from down south where Rednecks tend to be straight and only have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood as their he...

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Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

Funny story: Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

The world awaits the arising of (the great) Messi(ah), but, sadly, he hangs on the cross around his neck, like Jesus did on his cross, immobilised. But, why? Well, Jaggedone, has sent his star CIA footy reporter (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Fred...

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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

Funny story: "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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