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Short-sighted alpaca gets special deal from French Specsavers!

Funny story: Short-sighted alpaca gets special deal from French Specsavers!

Brittany, France: After being forcefully exported from the mountain ranges of Peru to France, a disorientated, short-sighted alpaca decided it was time to find out where the hell it really was. Lost and wandering through a tiny Brittany village, i...

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Great White takes swimmer for a ride!

Funny story: Great White takes swimmer for a ride!

Swimming in the shark-infested sea around Hawaii can be quite hazardous if the sharks are hungry. However, one particular huge Great White had just finished his midday meal and was basking in the warm waters around the island, when a distressed swimm...

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Guy Fawkes arrested in rat-infested catacombs of Parliament

Funny story: Guy Fawkes arrested in rat-infested catacombs of Parliament

After failing to blow up parliament on November 5th, another attempt to cause anarchy in the Houses of Parliament has been thwarted today! Guy Fawkes was spotted entering a portcullis below water level in the Thames normally used to ship governmen...

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Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

Funny story: Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty. May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winsto...

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Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Funny story: Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap. The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the r...

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'Fatberg' causes huge traffic jam on M25

Funny story: 'Fatberg' causes huge traffic jam on M25

UK punters travelling home after their Christmas break were confronted with a huge lump of fat on the M25. It seems the 'fatberg' had slipped onto the motorway during the night and blocked westbound traffic causing a huge, sticky, 'jammy dodger'!...

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Cadiz pigeons crap too much

Funny story: Cadiz pigeons crap too much

Cadiz, Spain: Cadiz local council are following London's Trafalgar Square by banning pigeons from the city centre. 5,000 Spanish pigeons have been ordered out of town, and if they dare come back, they'll be put into pies and sold to hungry tourist...

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Mourinho mourns Manchester manslaughter

Funny story: Mourinho mourns Manchester manslaughter

"I just couldn't take no more!" claimed ex-United moaning manager Mourinho as the axe fell and the 'Sword of Damocles' dropped to sever the tentacles of this once proud 'Portuguese Man O War!' "It's manslaughter!" He claimed whilst bagging £22 mil...

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Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Funny story: Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Two naughty nuns have been spotted gambling in Las Vegas on slot machines and Blackjack tables with money they slipped into their wimples. When asked by their boss, a Papal rep, where in "heaven's name" (get it?) did they get the money from and wh...

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God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Funny story: God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...

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Chocolate bar lands on Mars!

Funny story: Chocolate bar lands on Mars!

After months of travelling through outer space, propelled in a can of high-energy, red Bull-shit, a chocolate bar in a red tin-can, has landed successfully on planet Mars! Martians, with no ears, approaching the strange object having not seen 200...

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It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Funny story: It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Infamous, global prankster, genius, and spreader of 'good news' not 'fake news', Jaggedone, has just launched his latest adventure on internet radio (that's fake BTW) called; 'It's Good News Week!! Sick to death of all the bad news, and nearly on...

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"Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO

Funny story: "Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO

Investigators are still examining the strange death of a Dutch cabbage farmer, who died of 'Over-Farting'. It is believed the man had begun a health-kick diet high in anti-oxidants and sulforaphane, believed to prevent a key cause of cancer. Howev...

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UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

Funny story: UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

The Special One, watching a video of a young goalkeeper being pushed back into his goal by his dad as the ball rolled towards the empty net, has decided the boy has 'special talents', just like him, and has signed him! The dad, a staunch Liverpoo...

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Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

Funny story: Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

A 'nautical nutter' who just happens to be a super swimmer, but downright broke, thought, "the only way of escaping Brexit madness is to swim the Channel because I aint got no dough, mate (he came from Cockney Land)!" Anyway, at the break of dawn in...

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US transgenders convert to Islam!

Funny story: US transgenders convert to Islam!

Led by a prominent transgender and, ex-pop singer, it seems that people trapped in the wrong bodies are now turning to Allah because Trump has no answers to their prayers. However, Trump has warned all transgenders and, converts to Islam attemptin...

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Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

Funny story: Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bir...

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