Heather, an Eastenders character, most well known for not telling us she is fat or that John Prescott IS the father of her oversized kid, is finally due to give birth next Tuesday, 20 October 2009.
Apparently, she will give away that Patrick, the...
David Letterman has partially lost his voice.
When asked about this he said: "fsdddddddddd fj dj dj wk foie ewo q fe fpepq rweo ewor rweu reer ere reihadsexwithmystaffsad safffdouisffduiof duiofiousduoif uiosdfandithinkilikeditds fudsfsidfsudsio...
Moon. 31 October 2099 - Osama Bin Laden, our world hero, has been killed by the moon men who planned to destroy NASA. He was armed with numerous weapons of mass destruction, including Chuck Norris and a Palin09 Rifle.
David Letterman said it was...
The world's most loved man, Osama Bin Laden, has announced that he plans to save the planet from moon creatures who want revenge on NASA for blowing up their internet, their fun and 18andover.web
This comes as a shock to everyone, especially David...
In my article today I list the ten reasons to NEVER trust our prime minister, Gordon Brown.
10. He is Scottish
9. His mouth is askew when he speaks
8. He hates Achmed the Dead Terrorist (who can't resist him?)
7. He lives at No. 10
6. He has wife
5. He enjoys watching Alastair Darling make mistakes, only to make the same ones the next week!
4. He spens more time online than with his wife...
Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a third car. This time it wasn't one of his own. It belonged to his girlfriend. She won't need it.
The Man U player crashed it on his way to training. This time he got lost and drove directly into Mark Hughes's house.
Hello, I am Andy, but you can call me Andy as well. This is my new agony uncle column in TheSpoof.com Magazine. Let's get started:
Ok, this one is from Anna in Maidstone:
I have the weird feeling that every time I watch the news, my stomach starts rumbling and I get hungry even though I have just had my supper. What do I do?
A. Well Anna, I'm taking a risk saying this but, I...
The ship QE2 has found the missing remains of the iceberg that possibly hit the Titanic in the early 20th Century.
It occured when one passanger saw an iceberg with a dead body in it. She said it looked quite like Leonardo DiCaprio and was just ab...
Q.So Boris, how is it running London?
A. Well R.L, running London is like watching Greyhounds races. Boring Boring Boring. It's only fun if Ken Livingstone comes aswell, becuase then I can throw food at him, keeping my mind of the dogs. What I mean is that running London only gets fun when I am distracted by something which has nothing to do with London because then the boringness of running Lo...
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