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White House advertising for singers, dancers and choreographers for fall season!

At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreogra...

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Jeff Sessions morphs into flame spitting frog on national television!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions stunned the panel on Fox & Friends this morning and forced the network to shut down when, as he spoke, he suddenly morphed into a small green flame spitting tree frog! A stunned panel led by Sean Hannity sat breat...

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Trump & Kim: Bromance in Singapore!

As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports. Evidently, acco...

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Harvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a judge in New York City has placed Harvey Wineglass in a compulsory 1-year stay at a facility in New Jersey. A protesting Wineglass was led from the courtroom shouting..."They all begged for it!"...

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Elderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!

An elderly man from Louisburg, North Carolina has sued a well known weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches using their program. His suit is for reckless endangerment, false advertising and public humiliation. He appeared a...

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Harvey Wineglass Productions presents: The Boys in the Gland

Funny story: Harvey Wineglass Productions presents: The Boys in the Gland

Harvey Wineglass, president of Wineglass Productions, announced this morning a new TV series titled: The Boys in the Gland. Wineglass stated at the press conference in Hollywood: "We are responding not only to a public demand for justice but an o...

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Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!

Funny story: Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!

The national media in an unusual sign of restraint is reporting that President Donald Trump spoke powerfully on Tuesday when he signed the necessary documents to withdraw from the Iran nuclear treaty. There is behind the scenes speculation among many...

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Trump re-assigns Giuliana to---"A Place for Mom!"

In a White House press briefing this morning, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced that President Trump has re-assigned Rudy Giuliani to a franchise outlet for---A Place for Mom. Reporters gasped and looked at each other in amazement.

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Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

"Can it get any worse?" stated the New York Times in its lead editorial this morning referring to President Donald Trump and his declaration that May 5th is..."Sinko-de-Putto Day" How much more can this president insult the government of Mexico and...

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Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

OMG Publishing of Omaha, Nebraska, announced today that it is the publisher of a new book by embattled Trump attorney Michael Cohen. The book, The Art of the Squeal! In a press conference this morning a spokesman for OMG said he was speaking in th...

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Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

In a news conference held this morning in Louisburg, North Carolina, the maker of the erectile medication medication, Good & Plenty, the company announced that the Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg was indeed the writer of its on-line ads for...

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Female Bump Shot announced...The Vageegee Sqeegee!

A leading feminist organization and the National Gun Association announced this morning that they were introducing a female genitalia apparatus to be sold with all assault rifles. The product will be sold with and compliment the new male Bump Shot in...

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Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: Th...

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Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on Reverend Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show and said in a booming and pontifical voice: "I AM A PORN AGAIN CHRISTANB!" As the crowd roared it's approval, Trump smiled knowingly and motioned them to sit. H...

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God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Ap...

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New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire n...

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New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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