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Manafort Cops Plea Deal To Testify Against Trump

Funny story: Manafort Cops Plea Deal To Testify Against Trump

In a shocking move, high profile defendant, Paul Manafort, on trial for his business dealings, took a plea deal to have all charges dropped if he testified against Donald Trump. The plea deal was signed off by trial judge T.S. Ellis III. Invokin...

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Director Fired for Anti-Woman Comments

Funny story: Director Fired for Anti-Woman Comments

Blockbuster film director Larry Casanova has been accused of publishing anti-women tweets on his Twitter account. Casanova, who directed such films as the Disney Productions adventure, thriller blockbuster The Last Bean on Earth had tweeted out...

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Trump Denies The Existence Of The Other 7 Planets – Fake News

Funny story: Trump Denies The Existence Of The Other 7 Planets – Fake News

The ever affable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced this morning our solar system is only made up of the sun, earth and moon. The idea there are 7 other planets in our solar system is merely “fake news”. Speaking at a morning press c...

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Werewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People

Funny story: Werewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People

Amicable werewolf, Lonnie Howling, had a wicked penchant for eating people. His favorite type of cuisine was a plate of raw Democrat which he dined on at least once a day. Unlike other werewolves, who transform whenever there is a full moon in th...

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Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

Funny story: Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...

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God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Funny story: God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Scientist at the Glowing Fellow Nuclear Research and Development Center (GFNRDC) in Boulder, Colorado have discovered the God Particle can cure someone of kleptomania. The discovery was made when kleptomaniac, Joey Fingers, went to nuke a burrito in...

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Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

Funny story: Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

For the last two weeks a Silver Spring, MD man, Gerald Bittten, has done nothing but complain about a land shark eating him alive. The man initially made contact with the shark at a Chuck – E-Cheese restaurant in which he was celebrating his nine ye...

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Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

Funny story: Jeff Sessions Keeps Empty Office Boxes Just In Case Trump Fires Him

The Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, has always been a ready to go kind of guy. On his anniversary he went with his wife to Aruba. On his 40th birthday he went with his wife to Venice and on December 5th of 2011 he went with his wife to divorce cou...

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Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

Funny story: Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

The American public generated a sigh of relief when a shooter shot and killed 21 students at Jamboree High School, in Oakland, Maryland when it was determined that the shooter did not use a semi-automatic rifle. 32 people were, also, injured in the...

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God Takes Over US Congress

Funny story: God Takes Over US Congress

God the almighty made an appearance at the US Senate and immediately smited the two senators from Florida claiming it was simply because they were from the state of Florida. God told the assembly that “they better get their shit together and work...

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Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Funny story: Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Rocky Squirrel celebrated a victory in a Portland, Maine court today by being awarded the right to not only obtain a handgun but, also, to get a concealed hand gun permit. After the verdict Rocky hugged his lawyer Jerry Meisterfibber as well as his...

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Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Funny story: Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Duluth Minnesota - An angry Duluth man attacked the pope with an origami crane knocking him out cold on Lake Superior where the Pope was holding an ice skating prayer breakfast. The pope was aware of the man's intent and when he saw him approaching...

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Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

Funny story: Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren...

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Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...

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Parents Will Do Anything They Can To Discourage Son From Becoming A Lawyer

Funny story: Parents Will Do Anything They Can To Discourage Son From Becoming A Lawyer

Fearing their son Darren would someday wear a suit, work long and arduous hours, make an obscene amount of money, as well as enemies, all while toting around a briefcase full of briefs, Mr. and Mrs. Parrot are doing everything in their power to disc...

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New Sunscreen Protects You From Harmful Stingrays

Funny story: New Sunscreen Protects You From Harmful Stingrays

You remember Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter? He was snorkeling in chest deep water when he got stung through the heart by a maniacal and emotionally disturbed stingray and died. Well from now on you don't have to fear dangerously deranged stingr...

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White House Sniper Loses It, Starts Shooting Up The Crowd Protesting

Funny story: White House Sniper Loses It, Starts Shooting Up The Crowd Protesting

Secret Service sniper Joe McShoots became unraveled during an anti-Trump protest outside the White House and started shooting up the protesting crowd. Six people were confirmed dead and another 16 were wounded, 6 critically. "I've had it with the...

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Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day

Funny story: Cubs Forced Out of Wrigley Field Just After Opening Day

In a stunning announcement it has been learned the Chicago Cubs will have to vacate Wrigley Field immediately and will not be able to return to the field for any future home games. Apparently the Cubs owner, Thomas S. Ricketts was not aware of a cla...

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Breaking news…

Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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