London - The British Royal Family are in mourning after the tragic death of Prince Richard at Buckingham Palace. Prince Richard died after falling asleep at the wheel.
Dublin - St. Patrick's Day, the largest festival in Ireland, is to be moved from March 17th to November 4th, it was revealed today. The change comes after much pressure from the Gardai (Irish police service) to the Irish government.
Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.
Erith Kent - Production workers at a viagra factory in Kent have called in the Health and Safety Executive after noticing side effects of handling the drug. The factory at Biggar Muchley, near Maidstone, has ceased production.
The worlds richest man, Sheikh Ur-Handhii, has died, following a skiing accident in Canada. The 109 year old Sheikh, or 'Head man of a thousand deserts' as his friends liked to call him, was on a ski lift on Whistler Mountain when his robes g...
Restaurant entrepreneur, Alexander Tipless, has opened the first "Your home cooked" restaurant in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. This innovative idea allows customers to take their own food and drink to the eatery and rent the table.
Geneve - Claims by a Pentagon official that a US Navy missile had successfully hit and destroyed a rogue satellite are completely untrue. The missile, infact, actually hit and destroyed the Rouge satellite. This has resulted in the w...
Paris - Fevrier 20. French chef, Giselle LeGrand, has won the coveted Coup de Grille cup in a highly competitive, and controversial, finale at the Hotel de Arc de Triomphe in Calais, France.
From 2009 onwards, Wimbledon, the home of lawn tennis for so many years, will be hosting water polo instead of its usual game.
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