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Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

Funny story: Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...

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Chargers And Titans Fascinate Crowd In Wembley Spectacular

Funny story: Chargers And Titans Fascinate Crowd In Wembley Spectacular

England got a further taste of 'American Gridiron' at Wembley Stadium this weekend, with another engrossing contest between a team called the Tennessee Chargers and another one called the Los Angeles Titans. The hallowed turf had to be ruined, som...

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Usain Bolt Joins Grimsby Town

Funny story: Usain Bolt Joins Grimsby Town

Various news sources are this morning reporting that former World and Olympic sprint champion, Usain Bolt, has joined the League Two strugglers, Grimsby Town. The Jamaican 100m world record holder flew into Humberside Airport this morning, and, su...

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New 'Planet Of The Apes' Movie Out In December!

Funny story: New 'Planet Of The Apes' Movie Out In December!

There was great news for fans of the 'Planet of the Apes' movie series today, when it was announced that a new film would be in cinemas from December. 'The Struggle for the Sexuality of the Planet of the Apes' is a 41st-century tale of what goes w...

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Huge Snake Crosses Road On Man's Way Home From Work

Funny story: Huge Snake Crosses Road On Man's Way Home From Work

There was a fleeting moment of real anxiety for one man as he traveled home from work in Battambang this afternoon, when a huge snake slithered across the road right in front of him, the immediate result of which, was a crude brown skidmark on his un...

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Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Funny story: Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Turkey and Saudi Arabia have reached an 'amicable agreement' over the way forward in the Jamal Khashoggi case, and normal service is to be resumed immediately. Except for Jamal Khashoggi, that is. A high-level meeting between politicians intere...

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'The 1001 Nights' New Version To Include Jamal Khashoggi Fable

Funny story: 'The 1001 Nights' New Version To Include Jamal Khashoggi Fable

'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...

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Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

There was more controversy in the Jamal Khashoggi situation today, when the Washington Post contributor's fiancée asked for her betrothed's body to be returned for burial. Mr Khashoggi entered the Saudi Arabian consulate on 2 October, and died, in...

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Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

Funny story: Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

A major controversy was narrowly averted earlier today, when a trader who normally sells flowers in a local town's market square was unable to do so due to circumstances utterly beyond her control. Miss Cobbit, the florist, has, for 40 years, sold...

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Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Funny story: Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Saudi Arabia has admitted, at last, that Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post contributor, did indeed 'encounter problems' in their consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, but it wasn't what it looks like, honest. Mr Khashoggi entered the consulate, b...

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Harry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?

Funny story: Harry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?

The news that the government has reversed its decision to scrap the £50 note, has met with cheer, and a call from football fans to include upon the note the face of England player, Harry Maguire, the team's hero at the Russia World Cup. The note...

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Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

Funny story: Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...

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President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

Funny story: President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

US President Donald Trump, has told senior members of the Republican administration he is to go to Saudi Arabia to personally deal with the investigation into the disappearance of the Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Trump, who doe...

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Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Funny story: Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Yesterday the Washington Post newspaper published what it believed was the last article to have been written by its Saudi Arabian contributor, Jamal Khashoggi, who hasn't been seen since 2 October. It also honored him with the introduction, on its Pu...

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Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

Funny story: Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

US President, Donald Trump, has spoken to reporters at the White House about the strange and mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who has not been seen since he entered the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. Trump said: "I'm...

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President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

Funny story: President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

MISSOULA, MON. Out on the campaign trail once more, US President, Donald Trump, said he had "nothing but praise" for Republican candidate, Greg Gianforte, who, last year, assaulted a journalist. Gianforte was bothered enough by the Guardian report...

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NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

Funny story: NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...

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Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

Funny story: Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

There was almost an embarrassing situation for one man at a school in Battambang this morning, when, standing teaching students in a science class, he felt the elastic in his underpants slacken, and then the unmistakable feeling of sagging, as they s...

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