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Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Funny story: Jussie Smollett Diagnosed As Color Blind

Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...

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Jussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him

Funny story: Jussie Smollett Says All White People Attacked Him

Jussie Smollett, the black African-American actor who used to star in the Empire TV series, claims he has been the victim of a callous, vicious, and malicious race-motivated attack by every single white person on the planet, and he's deadly serious.

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Woman's Shirt Contained Spelling Error

Funny story: Woman's Shirt Contained Spelling Error

A man traveling as a passenger on a motorcycle yesterday afternoon, told how he was titilated when he saw a woman walking in the street wearing a shirt that had a message on it containing a spelling mistake. The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, was on his w...

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Giant Bee Discovery Is Breathtakingly Pointless, Scientists Told

Funny story: Giant Bee Discovery Is Breathtakingly Pointless, Scientists Told

Scientists who re-discovered a giant bee on an Indonesian island, have been told their find is "breathtakingly pointless, stupid, and a complete waste of time. And money", by social commentator, Moys Kenwood. The bee, a Wallace's giant bee, (Megac...

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Jussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge

Funny story: Jussie Smollett Attack Shows Just How Difficult It Is To Be A Judge

A judge in Chicago has said that accusations that actor Jussie Smollett organised an attack against himself which was intended to look like a hate crime, show just how fucked up people in the US are, and how tricky it is to be a judge. Judge John...

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Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

Funny story: Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

A man walking around a city center shopping district saw a shirt he really liked in a shop window display, but hesitated to go in and buy it when he realized it was a charity shop. Myke Woodson, 53, was browsing in Hull when he happened to notice...

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City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

Funny story: City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...

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Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House

Funny story: Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House

Mr. T, the larger-than-life former member of TV's 'The A-Team', is in dispute with President Donald Trump and his White House staff, after having his name confiscated, so that the president is the only 'Mr. T' in people's minds. T, real name Laure...

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Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...

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Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

The late fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld used to stroke his cat, Choupette, it's been revealed. Lagerfeld, who died on Tuesday, aged 85, would sit for hours in a high-backed swivel chair gently stroking the beautiful, silky, white fur of Choupett...

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Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Funny story: Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Funny story: Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Shamima Begum, the girl who has been told she isn't welcome in England anymore, has attracted huge crowds who gathered in London to wave her off to wherever it is the UK government thinks they are going to send her. Begum, 19, left Britain to join...

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Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony

Funny story: Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony

Shamima Begum, the British girl who went to Syria to join the Islamic State terrorist group when she was 15, but who then decided she'd had enough of playing soldiers, and wanted to return to Britain, is to be sent to Australia in penal servitude.

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Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Former Black Sabbath frontman, Ozzie Osbourne, has had to cancel a tour of Australia, New Zealand and Japan, after complications he experienced whilst trying to swallow a frog. Osbourne, 70, achieved notoriety in 1981, when he bit the head off a d...

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Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

Funny story: Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

The Mexican border is in the news a lot these days, and this looks set to continue for a while, after it was revealed by White House officials earlier today, that the idea of a 'physical' barrier has been scrapped, in favor of a 'non-physical', unobt...

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Man Was Scared Shitless Five Times In As Many Minutes!

Funny story: Man Was Scared Shitless Five Times In As Many Minutes!

A man who is of a nervous disposition revealed how he was pushed to his 'very limits' last night, when, sitting watching the television, he was startled five times within five minutes. John Perkins, 57, told of how he was quietly viewing the lates...

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Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Funny story: Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...

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