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Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

Funny story: Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow

In honor of Earth Day, Pentagon officials decided to tell the American people the truth for once. In a special report that was temporarily declassified for only 24 hours, the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces admitted that most of money supp...

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Donald Trump Admits Being A Total Scumbag

In what stunned reporters at a White House press conference this afternoon, President of The United States, Donald J. Trump, went on a 15 minute rant about a few things he wanted to get off his chest. The president was quoted as saying, "Right now...

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White House To Arm Every School Child In America With Shoulder Fired Missile Launcher

In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two...

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President Trump Struck By Lightning While Playing Golf

President Trump is in critical condition at Bethesda Medical Hospital after being struck by lightning at 3:14pm at his Mara Lago Golf Course in Palms Springs Florida today. He was on the 9th hole when a light drizzling rain began to fall as the le...

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White House Doctors Find Putin's Glove Inside President Trump's Anal Cavity

What started out as a routine physical,turned into quite a spectacle Monday morning when Bethesda Maryland urologist Dr.Tuchifilli was performing the annual colonoscopy as part of a standard cancer screening for the 70 year old president. "At firs...

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