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Funny story: Nottingham Forest Relegated But Looking Forward to Their Next Promotion in 2045

Nottingham Forest Relegated But Looking Forward to Their Next Promotion in 2045

Nottingham - Nottingham Forest FC finds itself in the bottom 3 in the Premier League table midway through its first season in the top flight since 1999, but Manager Steve Cooper isn’t worried about being demoted to the Championship again. “Hey we…

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Funny story: Kari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”

Kari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”

Phoenix - Arizona Gubernatorial candidate, former news commentator and Trump Cult hero Kari Lake promised that she would accept the results of the November 8th election, with the only stipulation that all Democrats, Socialists, Communists and other “…

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Funny story: DeSantis Vote Cops Discover 11,780 Cases of Attempted Election Fraud Tied to Palm Beach Residence

DeSantis Vote Cops Discover 11,780 Cases of Attempted Election Fraud Tied to Palm Beach Residence

Tallahassee - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who passed a law intended to arrest thousands Democrats he insisted were committing election fraud on a massive scale, has been frustrated so far by his election police, who have only located a handful of…

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Funny story: GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

Washington - Senator Lindsey Graham, after consultation with the Republican National Committee and his mentor Donald Trump, has decided to amend the proposed GOP total abortion ban, which doesn't allow the procedure in cases of rape or incest, to exc…

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Funny story: FBI Agents Searching Mar-A-Lago Find Box Containing Missing Spines of Several GOP Politicians

FBI Agents Searching Mar-A-Lago Find Box Containing Missing Spines of Several GOP Politicians

Washington - The FBI, serving a search warrant from the Department of Justice yesterday at Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Estate, have discovered several boxes of files stolen from the White House by the former President in 2021. Also taken into possession we…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…

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Funny story: Arizona AG Election Investigation Finds 1 Dead Voter and 282 Brain-Dead GOP Politicians and Auditors

Arizona AG Election Investigation Finds 1 Dead Voter and 282 Brain-Dead GOP Politicians and Auditors

Phoenix - Months after Republican-hired Cyber Ninjas claimed to have identified almost 300 possible dead voters in the 2020 General Election, an investigation by the Arizona Attorney General, Republican Mark Brnovich, has determined that only one of…

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Funny story: Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering a…

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Funny story: Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Phoenix - After several extremist election denying politicians were nominated by the Republican Party to represent them in November general elections, jubilant right wing conspiracy theorists in the Arizona legislature put forth a proposal to change…

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Funny story: Josh Hawley: “I Only Ran From the Capitol Riot Because My Daughters Wanted to Go to Cancun”

Josh Hawley: “I Only Ran From the Capitol Riot Because My Daughters Wanted to Go to Cancun”

Washington - Missouri Senator and all-around douchebag Josh Hawley claimed that he ran like a scared rabbit from the January 6th Capitol rioters he had only a few hours earlier given a fist salute because he was “running late to catch a flight to Can…

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Funny story: Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Dallas - Appearing at a Trump rally just outside Dallas yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz spoke briefly to the audience of red hatted MAGA cult fans and said he still supports the former President, even after Trump had noted in 2016 that Cruz's wife…

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Funny story: Right Before Putin Death Star Vaporizes America Trump Asks Russian Leader for More Dirt on Clintons and Bidens

Right Before Putin Death Star Vaporizes America Trump Asks Russian Leader for More Dirt on Clintons and Bidens

Moscow - Just after Vladimir Putin revealed that he had developed a large orbiting platform with a powerful laser which could entirely destroy the United States, former President Donald Trump requested that the Russian dictator reveal all of the hidd…

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Funny story: Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…

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Funny story: Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Funny story: Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Declares Solidarity With Ottawa Truckers From His Hotel Room in Cancun

Ted Cruz Declares Solidarity With Ottawa Truckers From His Hotel Room in Cancun

Cancun, Mexico - U.S. Senator and renowned douchebag Ted Cruz has arranged for a picture of himself in a truck cab while in Cancun with his family, and sent it to "all the truckers in Ottawa who are nobly trying to starve out the evil people of Ottaw…

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Funny story: Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…

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