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NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

Funny story: NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

Having slingshot its way through the solar system, the package sent from Earth finally reached its destination - the planet Mars. A Martian search-party approached the package, and inspected its contents, finding bright red cylinders marked with the symbols Coca-Cola inside. They then carefully transported the box back to their base. Back in their underground city, one brave Martian scientis...

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Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Funny story: Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Research showing a worrying rise in married 35-50 year old males has been published by members of a leading medical council. During the first 6 months of this year, there was a 20% increase in reports of men having had a stroke in bed, especially...

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Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

Funny story: Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

The opening rounds of the world cup of golf were brought to a close early following a flurry of unseasonable hail. Golf-ball sized chunks of ice rained down on the greens, hindering the players in their game and seriously injuring one of those guy...

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Just who is Lempit Opik anyway?

Funny story: Just who is Lempit Opik anyway?

Lempit Opik (1879-1930) was a manufacturer of biscuits from the German city of Ausberg in south-west Bavaria. Son of Lemartz Opik, the inventor of the cheese grater, and his African-born mother Pitah, Lempit takes his name as a compound of the first syllables of his parents, as is the tradition in Germany. His father, a Frenchman by birth, was determined his son should have access to the high-q...

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Chuckle Brothers "breaking" out to pursue serious drama role

Funny story: Chuckle Brothers "breaking" out to pursue serious drama role

"Typecast" children's entertainers Barry and Paul Chuckle are seeking to break new markets as they announce their intent to star in a new British remake of the hit cult US show Breaking Bad. The pair, who were thought to be enjoying their retireme...

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Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

Funny story: Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

In the wake of Elon Musk's successful test-launch of his Falcon Heavy rocket system, US president Donald Trump is said to masterminding a campaign to send Hillary Clinton to Mars. Inspired by Musk loading up a mannequin at the wheel of one of this...

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Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Funny story: Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Gay icon and mascot of the 1970s television show 3-2-1, Dusty Bin, was cruelly assassinated this morning in a revenge attack for the killing of al-Qaeda mouthpiece Osama bin Laden. Al-Qaeda has many tapes of TV shows from the 70s and the 80s as th...

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Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Funny story: Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...

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Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

Funny story: Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

A Pakistani boy from the town of Abbottabad has told the massing reporters of his harrowing experiences at the hand of the evil terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. The boy told reporters that Bin Laden would often parade through the streets of Abbot...

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UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

Funny story: UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

In spite of news reports confirming the death of the al-Qaeda leader, local residents from several villages up and down the UK have sparked a nationwide terror alert. Calls have been made to 999 from hundreds of concerned people, all of whom belie...

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Man Trapped by Facebook

Funny story: Man Trapped by Facebook

A local man was trapped today using the social networking site Facebook. The man became trapped after an unprecedented number of posts were written on his wall, causing it to become unstable and collapse on top of him. Fire-fighters spent sever...

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Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

Funny story: Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...

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Find a date today

Funny story: Find a date today

The Christmas period is upon us, and it's a time for much happiness and joy to spread across Earth. Ironically, it's also a time of much misery and sadness, especially for those people who are alone at Christmastime. However, a new initiative star...

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Call Turkey on your Mobile only 1p per Minute!

Funny story: Call Turkey on your Mobile only 1p per Minute!

The latest mobile deal is upon us, ready for the Christmas season. Crazy low rates are being offered by one mobile operator which is offering unlimited Turkey calls for just 1p per minute. The seasonal offer from Turkey-Mobile is hoped to raise ov...

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Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

Funny story: Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...

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Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Funny story: Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton has been arrested by Las Vegas police after they discovered cocaine in her vehicle. During her terrifying ordeal (seriously, you think she'd be used to it by now), Ms Hilton was stripped bare and searched by officers while onlookers w...

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Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Funny story: Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton in...

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Man infected with PC computer virus

Funny story: Man infected with PC computer virus

A man has become infected by a PC computer virus after inadvertently opening a rogue email attachment. The man is being held in a secure quarantine "vault" in Mountain View, California, where he is said to be in the care of the world's best anti-v...

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