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Polish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs

Funny story: Polish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs

The city council of Mosty Poland, a small hamlet outside of Szczecin (most likely pronounced "Shin") set a meeting to discuss the advancements in lightbulb technology. The meeting is expected to focus on the increasingly popular LED bulb. Counc...

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President Trump replaces all Cabinet Positions with mirrors

Funny story: President Trump replaces all Cabinet Positions with mirrors

"It's the best decision I've ever made. The best... and that's saying something, because all of my ideas are amazing!" That's how the president explained his new decision to end the never-ending cycle of high profile position turnover amongst hi...

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Warner Bros. admits that DC Cinematic Universe is just "a big tax write off"

Funny story: Warner Bros. admits that DC Cinematic Universe is just "a big tax write off"

With pretty much every other reasonable explanation for the decisions made in producing movies based on DC Comics characters it appears that Warner Brothers is close to admitting that the whole series is basically a tax write off for the movie makers...

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New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

Funny story: New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...

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President decries use of "Truth porn" in efforts to tarnish his presidency

Funny story: President decries use of "Truth porn" in efforts to tarnish his presidency

In his latest attack on the media, president trump has accused the Associated Press of "resorting to the use of truth porn" in their attacks on his presidential integrity. Although, "fake news" is still a very popular phrase commonly used by the pre...

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Patriots blame lack of effort by refs on their team for Super Bowl loss

After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history. "Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...

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Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...

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Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Funny story: Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Following in the now popular trend of calling things you don't like "fake" to discredit them, Seattle Convenient Store Clerk, Fred Nunchenhausen declared the knife of a would be robber fake during an armed robbery. Although, Mr. Nunchenhausen was ab...

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Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Funny story: Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Mistaking the Presidency for a popularity contest that he hasn't even won yet, president Trump continues to work the crowds in an apparent attempt to dodge doing any real work. "I've done more than any President up to this point in history," Tru...

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Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...

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Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...

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Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Medical marijuana farms established to supply Minnesota with it's recently legalized medication are being singled out as the primary cause of the over voracious insects attacks on other cash crops in the state. Scientists believe that after cons...

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Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...

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Jared Kushner named Secretary of Everything

After almost every other staff member of President Trump's (brief pause to vomit) administration has either royally screwed up or committed outright treason, The Donald's son-in-law has been announced as "Secretary of Everything". "We trust Jare...

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Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...

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Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...

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People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

Funny story: People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

The Spoof and other pioneers in fake news have found their readership plummeting as serious competition has arisen from other real fake news sources. Competition has been on the rise as money motivated individuals discovered that if they fed peo...

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Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

Funny story: Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...

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