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Trump And Putin’s Dirty Linen

Funny story: Trump And Putin’s Dirty Linen

No, not that dirty linen from the bed at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton. That linen has been cryogenically frozen, preserved under lock and key, like the shroud of Turin, to be thawed and used as proof to blackmail Trump; if Putin finds it necessary... N...

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The Other C-Word

Funny story: The Other C-Word

So, let’s get this straight. Steve Bannon called Trump’s older daughter, according to Michael Wolff’s book Fire And Fury, “Dumb as a brick.” No mention was made of that negative description. No outrage there. Doesn’t mean everyone silently agreed.

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The Illegitimate President

Funny story: The Illegitimate President

James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.

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Trump University Of North Korea

Funny story: Trump University Of North Korea

First on his agenda, after landing in Singapore for the summit with North Korea’s Kim Yong Un, is to promote a new venture. Trump will be sporting a fashionable red baseball cap, designed by fashion designer daughter Ivanka, with the logo reading: Tr...

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Pay-For-Play Or Pay-Foreplay?

Funny story: Pay-For-Play Or Pay-Foreplay?

Seems like naughty shenanigans have been going on since Trump and his gang moved into the White House. Like crossing a toll bridge, a price has to be paid to the Trump organization to get things done in Washington. Want a photo-op with Trump? Pay $50...

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Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Funny story: Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Ouch! Did General Kelly just diss Melania Trump because she isn’t fluent in English? Will he next accuse Barron of being her anchor child? Kelly’s insults appear to shoot out of his mouth like a cocked gun that’s loaded and fired. Bang, bang! An empt...

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Trump Threatens News Credentials

Funny story: Trump Threatens News Credentials

Even though The Spoof news reporters are not allowed within ten miles of the White House, Mar-a-Lago or any of his golf courses, Donald Trump is threatening to cancel and remove all news credentials of journalists including those of The Spoof reporte...

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Donald Trump To Be Evicted From White House

Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Evicted From White House

Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bin...

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How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

Funny story: How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

How much will Donald Trump, or his good friend and attorney, Michael Cohen, pay to quash the Donald Trump, Miss Universe, Moscow, Ritz-Carlton, Le Pee Pee video? Cohen was quoted saying: He'd jump out a window for Trump. “Huh?” Cohen asked, recen...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Funny story: Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Funny story: Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...

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Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Funny story: Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...

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Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Big Bad Wolff At The White House

Funny story: Big Bad Wolff At The White House

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...

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Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Funny story: Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Democrats are eating their own. Forcing Senator Al Franken out of elected office due to improprieties performed before becoming a Senator or during a USO tour, appears to be a knee-jerk reaction to Harvey Weinstein's repetitive predatory behavior. Cl...

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Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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