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Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

Funny story: Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace. Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the...

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Trump To Resign

Funny story: Trump To Resign

Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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The F-ing Moron Is President

Funny story: The F-ing Moron Is President

What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls. No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, l...

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Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

Funny story: Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

In a last-ditch effort to retain the House and Senate, Trump plans to visit the 15,000 US soldiers stationed at the Mexican border and wear a military uniform. Forget the MAGA cap, red tie, and fat man's overcoat; he will wear the General MacArthur c...

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Nuclear Football Carried With A Fire Extinguisher

Funny story: Nuclear Football Carried With A Fire Extinguisher

Since Donald Trump became a White House resident, several members of the media noticed that the officer who carries the nuclear football, a briefcase containing the Nuclear Launch Codes, in one hand, always brings a fire extinguisher in the other one...

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Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Funny story: Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Who killed the Saudi messenger, Jamal Khashoggi? Visiting the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, Jamal was a Washington Post columnist and resident of the United States. “No one knows where exactly it happened, when it happened, or how. There were no w...

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Trump Quits Pocahontas And Pays One Million

Funny story: Trump Quits Pocahontas And Pays One Million

DNA test proves Senator Elizabeth Warren is a Native American. As promised by Donald Trump, Trump now owes the Senator one million dollars. When told of the DNA results, Trump went on an eight-minute Kanye West rant. He claimed he never accused h...

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Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

Funny story: Kanye West Next US Ambassador To The United Nations

When it was a rumored possibility, folks thought it a satirical joke, but no, the truth is, Kanye West will replace Nikki Haley as the next US Ambassador to the United Nations. Of course, Ivanka is disappointed. Her father already announced that...

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Convicted Sex Offenders Demand FBI Investigations

Funny story: Convicted Sex Offenders Demand FBI Investigations

The clean bill of health given by the FBI to Brett Kavanaugh has opened a fresh can of worms filled with convicted sex offenders who are also demanding new four day FBI investigations to clear their collective names. Attorney General Jeff Session...

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Knock, Knock, 25th Amendment, Are You There?

Funny story: Knock, Knock, 25th Amendment, Are You There?

Following Donald Trump’s last rambling, incohesive, juvenile, contradictory, repetitive, disjointed, ratatouille mix of a press conference, people are cautiously whispering: Is Rod Rosenstein still wired up? Many are questioning how removed fro...

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So Kavanaugh’s A Flasher

Funny story: So Kavanaugh’s A Flasher

So Brett Kavanaugh is a serial flasher. So what’s the big deal? He can still sit on the bench and decide women’s health issues; when and if women should be allowed birth control; whether women should retain the right to vote, drive a car, wear shoes...

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John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

Funny story: John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

To paraphrase the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II, written for the musical South Pacific, in a song titled, A Wonderful Guy, John McCain was a: “Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, (deep breath) wonderful, wonderful guy.” Amen. He was...

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Ratting Out Trump

Funny story: Ratting Out Trump

When Donald J. Trump tweeted that White House attorney, Don McGahn, wouldn’t: “Rat him out like John Dean” or words to that effect, Trump was confessing that McGahn had some “Rat stuff” to hide about Donald Trump’s criminal behavior. Lots and lot...

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National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

Funny story: National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

Great Scott! The NRA is in a financial crisis? If they need money, why not use their products, march into any bank and make a crisis-eliminating withdrawal? And, if the NRA does go under and have a funeral, Donald Trump Jr. should be a pallbearer...

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Don't Call It Fake News

Funny story: Don't Call It Fake News

The press publishes the news. When Trump doesn’t like the news, he calls it fake news. He has recently graduated the term to, wait for it, the enemy of the people. Surely, Trump never heard of Ibsen, but the phrase sounds jingoistic, and so the guy w...

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Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

Funny story: Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...

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Trump’s Wall Falling Down

Funny story: Trump’s Wall Falling Down

In a few months, following Trump's removal from office, his border wall will also be removed. Drum roll! The committee for the Restoration of America is planning a four-day celebration to commemorate the takedown. While heads of state are eage...

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Breaking news…

Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."
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