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Funny story: Football chiefs unveil bold new plans

Football chiefs unveil bold new plans

Chiefs unveiled their bold new plans for the football organization's future today at their official headquarters in Switzerland. Sepp Splatter, part-time Jabba the Hut impersonator and full time politician, announced to an astonished media that plans...

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Funny story: Having a Continental Girlfriend

Having a Continental Girlfriend

You entered that classy late bar where all the Erasmus students drink cider and discuss Descartes. You told yourself that you were building bridges and preparing for life as a diplomat. 'Sure, we're all Europeans now' you shrugged in that non-committal European way. You tried to engage your fellow Europeans in friendly conversation but your friends tell you later that you actually sauntere...

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Funny story: College Societies

College Societies

At the start of every new college year will also mean the start of a new year for clubs and societies on campus. Here are a few tips to survive Clubs and Socs Day. Scientists in Geneva have discovered a mental quirk in students that is typically seen only at New Year's. You will, in your sensory overload, genuinely believe you will attend the weekly meetings of the crochet club, the Basque sym...

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Funny story: Two very different Student Union Candidates...

Two very different Student Union Candidates...

Give Me Your No. 1! Well boy, give us your number one for UCC's favourite son, the hoor from the Suir, Marty Kelly boy. Yes boss, 'tis that time of the year again where the college's minister for cool in the department of cute hoorism is on the campaign trail kissing babogs and shooting the shite with the farmers. Well kissing first years and shooting the shite with Macra na Feirme. Politics, w...

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Funny story: Arts Students

Arts Students

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED STUPID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED LAZY? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MADE TO FEEL INADEQUATE? ARE YOU… AN ARTS STUDENT? Arts Students for Justice is a not-for-profit organisation that gives Arts students a place that they can call home. For too long, these sensitive, poetic people have had to carry the weight of discrimination and hatred. The soulless automatons of s...

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Funny story: Teaching English in Barcelona

Teaching English in Barcelona

Having spent several months teaching English in a rich part of Spain, I certainly picked up a few thing that will better equip you should you decide to sign up for a tour of duty as an English teacher abroad. Hey Stefan, let's hit the slopes! Last one back to the lodge is a LOSER. If you are in a rich school, expect your students to do things like ski in the Alps and ride horses in Argentina. B...

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Funny story: Working on a French Farm

Working on a French Farm

To be a woofer is to work on a French farm. The woofer is a person who volunteers on the farm in exchange for food and shelter. To woof is to be like a dog and, what is more, to work like one. The first day on the farm, my farmer Jaques looked me up and down with Gallic insoucience and asked, 'hey Irish, where do potatoes come from?' 'A shop' I replied. 'Stupid potato head, they come from the grou...

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