Hollywood - It was recently rumored that teen heartthrob Justin Bieber "burns his boxers." Sources reported that Bieber's bodyguard, Kenny Hamilton, is required to incinerate Bieber's worn boxers each and every evening for fear that they will be...
Washington - Nobody could have predicted that Saturday's "golf summit" between political adversaries, President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner, would have turned into such a rip-roaring good time. After a successful round of golf, ple...
Washington - In an attempt to stimulate the US economy, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke gives Americans the thumbs-up to begin using Monopoly money. At a Fed press conference Monday morning, Bernanke encouraged Americans to, "Pass Go, collect $...
"Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And please…don't make it embarrassing." Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children's lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn't been given enough attention. A poorly packed lunch can destroy a child's life and ruin their reputation. Brown bag or lunch box? Water bottle...
During a press conference Thursday afternoon, Shaka the elephant apologized for the accidental death of a Mysore village man. "It was a complete accident and I'm sorry. We have no beef with the villagers. Our problem is with the sacred cows." Afte...
Los Angeles, CA - 13-year-old Annalise Van Buren, resident of Beverly Hills, was mauled to death Saturday afternoon by a giant panda living in her bathroom. Parents, Stewart and Charlotte Van Buren, purchased the giant panda for their daughter's...
"Mom, do rappers get paid because I've been working on a rap song. Check this out… Boom chicka bam bam, looking through a rubber band. Boom chicka bam bam, looking through underwear. Boom chicka bam bam, I think it's time to eat a pear. Boom chicka bam bam, do you think I really care? …and I'm gonna make my rap name 'Yo Kid' because I'll probably say 'yo' a lot and I'm already...
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