HOUSTON - (Satire News) - ZZ Top, the group known as "The Little Ol' Band From Texas" is back on the music charts with their brand new single "Putin Sux." The song was penned by the band's fantastic guitarist/vocalist Billy Gibbons and 60s icon Bo…
GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan – (Satire Music) – The rock band known as The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids, have been playing together for over half a century, going way back to when they were known as The Mothers of Grand Rapids. The band’s lead singer Be…
HOUSTON - The Little Old Band from Texas, ZZ Top has just announced that they will be appearing in an upcoming episode of the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. Billy Gibbons, lead singer and guitar player for the power trio from the Lone Star State,...
NEW ORLEANS - After hearing about Phil Robertson of the top rated cable show Duck Dynasty getting suspended, New Orleans Saints quarterback Luke McCown (#7) a graduate of Louisiana Tech felt that there was something that he had to do. He talked it...
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jasmine Villegas was vacationing down in the Bayou State of Louisiana where she had gone to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park. Jazzy, as her friends call her, said that she has always been a fan of roller coas...
EL PASO, Texas-Biblical scholars and archaeologists the world over converged on El Paso, the hometown of Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top, today. Apparently, some writings were discovered in the vast Texan desert (only about 4 miles from Gibbons' manorial...
Texas rock duo ZZ Top has been conclusively linked to early church father John Calvin. "It was one of those things that we probably could have guessed at years ago but it took modern science to make it conclusive," said Prof. Jerome Hugginshire, r...
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