The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...
It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...
Danton cupped a hand to his ear. "Hist" he said. "What can you hear?" asked Lynton. "A hiss" answered Danton. "Where's it coming from?" enquired Colonel Erskin. "That rucksack" said Danton, pointing to the green bundle on the floor. Pinxit made a grab for the offending item and opened the flap, from inside, a tall figure emerged wearing a pork pie trilby, rain coat and wellington bo...
The lads strolled outside and looked up toward the hills. On the horizon stood four thousand Zulu warriors, our battle hardened troops did the typical British thing and went for breakfast. "Do they always get up this early on a Sunday?" asked Lynton. "Maybe they are going to church" offered Pinxit. "Could be going shopping" said Danton. "Fuck em" replied Erskin "we have every right to...
On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles. Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it. "What...
Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an int...
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