The sad news that another world renowned diva has passed over to the illustrious home of stars in heaven hit the headlines today, Zsa Zsa Gabor gently slid away. After losing Prince, Bowie, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lemmy (was he a diva?) and other...
New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan. And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawn...
Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock. The 94 year-old diva was first told of the prediction by Nancy Reagan...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...
Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced that she would really "luff to compete in zeee Special Olympics dhhaling". When asked in which events she hopes to compete she answered, "Well, dhhaling, joost take a look at me - ze wheelchair baskatbawl and ze whe...
Los Angeles - (Legless Biz): A space has been reserved next to Anna Nicole's breasts and Errol Flynn's schlong, according to museum curators. The exhibit will regularly feature a classy selection of the actress's favorite stockings, stiletto heels...
A decision has to be made for 93-year-old celebrity-for-celebrity's-sake Zsa Zsa Gabor that will determine if she lives or dies, and that responsibility falls upon her husband, 52-year-old singer Prince.CORRECTION(S). - Zsa Zsa is actually married...
Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...
Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite, who starred in "Inception" and "The Usual Suspects," has died at the age of 64, his agent said Monday. Please direct hate mail to... get.overit@God-forbid-i-make-fun-of-a-Brit.web ...my next-door neighbo...
John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as 'The ugliest man on earth'. However, he has a fantastic singing voice. Ken: "So, John, if I may ask, what was it like growing being so, er, unattractive. John: Please, after you. Didn't I see you in a fu...
On her deathbed: 108-yr old Zsa Zsa has decided to take advantage of her time in hospital by renewing her marriage 'wows' with 'Vats-his-name'. With a priest by her side administering extreme unction, a boa-clad Zsa Zsa figured it would be a wast...
Little Rock, AR - Last night Zsa Zsa Gabor asked for last rites to be read to her and The Spoof was there to bring you up to date, inaccurate information. Just as the Catholic Priest named Fergus McCarthy was about to leave Zsa Zsa grabbed him by...
Hollywood - (Final Sunset News): The Queen of Outer Space star has had a jolly good rubdown with embalming oils and other holy unguents. Holed up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi Wing of the Ronald Reagan UCLA medical centre Ms Gabor is said to be feel...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress with the redundant first name, received some serious injuries when she fell out of her hospital bed. The 93-year-old actress, whose last movie was titled, My Life With Teddy Roosevelt - The Zsa Zsa Gabor...
Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist says the 123-year-old actress has been rushed to a hospital after a hard sneeze blew her out of her bed and breaking several tail bones. John Blanchette says Gabor was apparently watching television in her Bel Air home Sa...
Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela. Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany v. England World Cup game on television in her...
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