We often misplace things. Keys, wallets, even briefcases and laptops have gone missing simply by misplacing them temporarily. And this Louisville man, whose favorite gifts at Christmas is a bottle of Makers, or tequila. He misplaces things, too. A lo...
London - Funded by 'donations' and run by a 'charitable trust' the proposed £80 million royal yacht would be armed with torpedoes, helicopter gunships, a miniature nuclear submarine and armed patrol guards. "How very quaint," Royal Navy admiral i...
Cowes - It's been billed as the Island's environmental catastrophe of the century and has blighted the start of world famous Cowes Regatta Week. Reports this evening have confirmed the collision between an ocean going yacht, Atlanta of Chester, an...
Starting with a piece of contaminated marsh land and a bankrupted South Carolina marina, Jean Paul Morsie, owner of Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club, now enjoys the success of one of today's hottest ocean front bar and restaurant destinations. With...
Those in the business of selling luxury items to wealthy Americans have never really seen a downturn in their profits. Even with Obama in office and the Democrats doing everything they can to try and shift the economic tide away from the uber riche,...
ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins. The happy b...
In the aftermath of revelations that he has been multiply unfaithful to his wife, Tiger Woods, the world's first golf billionaire, has decided to spend the holidays on his megayacht, 'Privacy'. Woods has recently been dodging the press, the police...
NICE, France - Saddam Hussein's 269-foot luxury yacht, 'The Two-Humped Camel' is being put up for sale. The super yacht is valued at $35 million. The vessel is equipped with several swimming pools, various fancy salons, exquisite restaurants, plus...
After a massive influx of cash into the UK Banking system, the banks have decided that the best way to ease the credit crunch is to set up offshore banks. The chairmen and directors of the 'Big Three' (HBOS, Lloyds-TSB) have bought large ocean go...
Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush said that he could not end the War on Terror or the War in Iraq because he needs a bigger yacht. He doesn't want to be the laughing stock of the Corrupt Bastards Club.
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