Last year 28,000 illegal immigrants came to France and took an illegal boat trip from a French harbor to England. None of the French Harbor authorities saw anything. It's normal in France to see 30 - 50 Foreign people packed in a small boat…
Several news sources report on the new Indonesia 'No Sex outside Marriage' law. Basically no Adultery by married people. Imagine if England had such a law - half of Parliament in Jail - and the House of Lords decimated. But not to worry if yo…
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…
The UK government has announced that it will build a new pipeline for immigrants under the English Channel. The pipe will handle Britain's post-Brexit immigration policy, and will have "hot" and "cold" taps to regulate the flow of different types of...
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
The call of a Conservative Government for immigrants to Go Home has been clarified by Conservative Central Office. As a Public schoolboy I was given prior notice of the announcemnet before the resat of you because I know what's what and am a man o...
The American Civil Liberties Union announced today they are embarking on a grass roots effort to..."Make America Whole Again. Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim and take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis, is a grass roots effort to get citizens involve...
I'm proud to be English because when we have a joke told to us, and don't understand it, we pull a face like we have made a mistake in our trousers. We don't just laugh politely, like the Dutch. The Dutch are a fickle race. You can get arrested for growing plants but for not smoking them. You can legally kill yourself. You take the piss out of the Germans and still drink their beer. I love...
Donald Trump has given an amazing closing speech about why he should be elected President in 2016. It can be broken down into different parts about why he should be elected according to Mr. Trump: 1) "People say I suffer from a pathological na...
In early September, Hillary Clinton told a fund-raising crowd, "To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables, right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name i...
We have lost our bloody way as a nation we have. Our country has become infiltrated by joyless snobbish lefties, filthy immigrants, rampant homosexuals who are up for anything and miserable and fat feminists. What happened to the good old days innit? The good old days of Only Fools and Horses, Rolf Harris, Rod Stewart, The National Front, It It Ain't Half Hot Mum, New Faces, Jim'll Fix It, Dav...
On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...
Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...
NEW YORK - Abdel Al-Fayad, 25, was going to pay his respect to fellow New Yorkers killed on 11th September, when he was quickly handcuffed by New York City Police and sent to the local precinct. "I don't get what's the deal!" said Al-Fayad, speaki...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...
DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...
The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load. The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...
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