"People are always telling me that the end is insight," said longtime Buddhist practitioner, Andrew Miller, of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I've been meditating for years, and I'm still clueless. Insight is nowhere in sight for me!" Miller explained...
Never one for dabbling in such esoteric matters as philosophy, 23-year-old Ken Forton of Nashville, Tennessee, was as surprised as anyone to learn that he'd accidentally become a Stoic. "Funny how these things just sneak up on you," said Forton. "...
MONEY: "Dont spend it, steal everything you need" SEX: "Every tart is fair game except yer dear old Mum". BEEF: "Easy to milk, a fucker to slaughter, if you do have a Daisy away from the farm, get yourself a mate that knows how to use a chainsaw" NOSE HAIR: "A good cigarette lighter does the trick" PETROL: "Use unleaded, the forensics hate it, they cant...
In my other "wit and wisdom" collections, I tried to group things by type and theme. I'm just a plain old lazy ass now and probably ain't gonna organize this (unless the wife bitches at me about it or sumthin'). Yeah, I'm now so old that I've reached the age where I fart dust. I used to post these thoughts as snippets, but Mark (the owner of this here website) tells me that they don't count a...
I got lots of people tellin' me that they like my philosophies of life. Hell, it ain't no damn philosopy, it's the way things are, or at least should be! Anyhow, here's some more of my ways of thinking and ideas and questions and such. I don't care if it ain't politically correct or if it pisses some folks of at MSNBC or CNN or on the Ellen Degenerate show. It's how I think and what I feel.
Sometimes in life, especially when you're growin' older and always forgettin' where you put your dentures, a man likes to write down some of the things he's learned. Sometimes, this is done to pass down your wisdom to future generations. Other times, it's to make money by selling stuff to a magazine or because you're hopin' to git a book contract. This isn't any of those. This one's just cuz...
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