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Funny story: Trump Once Gave All the Gold in Fort Knox to a Waitress

Trump Once Gave All the Gold in Fort Knox to a Waitress

This the Fox program - ‘You are Really, Really There'...” said the handsome announcer with the greasy hairdo and obvious nose job. Our real president - Trump - was kind enough to share this charming anecdote with us - as he gears up for another G…

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Funny story: Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make. Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change th...

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Funny story: Bust Size & Tips

Bust Size & Tips

Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older. Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions: 1. In what year were you born? 2. What is your bra size? 3. What color is your hair? 4. How big around is your waist? 5. How big around are your hips? 6. How tall are you? 7. How much do you...

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Funny story: Black customer tips waitress

Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...

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Funny story: Smiley Face On Check Prompts Extra Tip For Poor Waitress

Smiley Face On Check Prompts Extra Tip For Poor Waitress

Despite receiving poor service at a local diner, Boston couple Dan and Irene Goodwin felt compelled to leave a larger than average tip for their waitress, Brenda Lynch, after she drew a smiley face on their check and then wrote "have a nice day" unde...

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