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Funny story: Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

Icelandic Vikings invade English rights to rule the waves and win hands down!

England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they prove...

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Funny story: Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

The Cosmos - A Norwegian oral hystery cult awaits the end of the world that will take place this Saturday to fulfil the highly regarded 13th century Ragnarok Prophecy. The 'Fate or Twilight of the Gods' prediction is based on an old Viking ode w...

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Funny story: Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...

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Funny story: The Precarious Prelude of the Pugnaciously Preeminent and Predominant Green Bay Packers

The Precarious Prelude of the Pugnaciously Preeminent and Predominant Green Bay Packers

Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the official first city of football. Most major league football towns are huge mothers like Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, but the one tiny dollop on the sports map is Green Bay. How so? Let me tell you the story: Once upon a time someone for some strange, mysterious reason a sport was...

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Funny story: New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Mila Kunis To Star In The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway

Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Mila Kunis To Star In The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Films in association with Hollywood Sign Pictures has announced that filming will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's motion picture The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway. The film which is based on the...

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Funny story: Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

Snatch Clapping Outlawed In Grimsby

The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...

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Funny story: Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Police are on the look out for a group of elderly Vikings who have, allegedly, absconded with an equally elderly Native American Woman. According to DNA tests, the erstwhile ragtag troupe are approximately 1000 years old, The discovery of a gene...

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Funny story: GOP: "The Ride of the Valkyrie"

GOP: "The Ride of the Valkyrie"

Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle. They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they...

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Funny story: Vikings were the first people on the moon

Vikings were the first people on the moon

Remember when Peggy Hill told Dale Gribble that Vikings were the first people on the moon and she thought she was making it up? Well guess what, it is the truth all along. A new recent study finds that the Vikings had advanced technology they kept...

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Funny story: Iceland Invokes Thor's Help To Hammer Europe

Iceland Invokes Thor's Help To Hammer Europe

Iceland, hammered by massive financial debts to Europe and Britain in particular, has come up with a hammer of its own to strike back with. Returning to its traditional religious roots and the old gods of the Norsemen the Icelanders have invoked...

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Funny story: Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Thor Longknob, Gatwick's World leading Viking re-enactor, is today "standing proud" after his amazing victory in the 69th Annual Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza which is held on the second Sunday in April for no particular reason. Longknob overcam...

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Funny story: Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...

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Funny story: Viking longboat charges up Thames estuary, sacks Tate Modern!

Viking longboat charges up Thames estuary, sacks Tate Modern!

A roving band of the bearded Northern wanderers managed to slip through the NSMCS (North Sea Missile Command Shield)and sail unmolested up England's main river channel to molest the country's main modern art gallery yesterday. Slipping under the n...

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Funny story: Danes Suffer From Repressed Viking Syndrome

Danes Suffer From Repressed Viking Syndrome

Copenhagen DK: A noted Danish psychologist, Dr. Hans Bloomersjold, has theorized why the Danes are violently protesting outside the Climate Change Conference. Dr. Bloomersjold believes that the environmental fanatics who break windows and burn car...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Gregory Tearny of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin encountered towering difficulties going trick or treating Halloween night when his mother made the lame-brained decision of buying him a Brett Favre Viking costume. Unfortunately, the proud, Packer backing neig...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...

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