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Funny story: Edge City Police Rule Bank Robbery As a Non-Crime, Implying That the Bank Brought it Upon Themselves

Edge City Police Rule Bank Robbery As a Non-Crime, Implying That the Bank Brought it Upon Themselves

EDGE CITY, NY – After hours of investigating this morning's robbery of the Edge City Bank, Police Commissioner Ben Gothan declared that the robbery was a non-crime. Detective Mitch Callaway addressed the assembled press with a pre-written statemen...

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Funny story: Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you. Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you cou...

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Funny story: 101 Non-Emergency Number To Be Scrapped

101 Non-Emergency Number To Be Scrapped

Following literally some consultation the UK Home Office has decided to scrap the Single Non-Emergency Number (SNEN). Introduced in 2006 by the last Labour government, the public, who are notoriously idiotic found it virtually impossible to decide...

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Funny story: Roofarians Disease - Is TV Talk Show Host Jeremy Kyle The Latest Victim?

Roofarians Disease - Is TV Talk Show Host Jeremy Kyle The Latest Victim?

Just when we thought it was all over, Roofarians disease has raised it's ugly head again. The disease, which principally affects criminally inclined people who strip lead off church roofs by permeating the soles of their shoes and turning their feet...

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Funny story: Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

RIYADH - A 40-year-old Saudi businessman has been sentenced to death by the Saudi General Court after heinously refusing to prevent his own murder.

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Funny story: Janet's Nipple Ripple

Janet's Nipple Ripple

The aftershocks of Janet Jackson's and Justin Timberlake's strip tease at the Super Bowl are still being felt several weeks later. The latest event to fall victim to the tasteless in-your-face incident is an ABC biopic about Lena Horne.

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