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Funny story: Man makes a ‘Carry on’ faux pas with rabbit and nearly loses best mate

Man makes a ‘Carry on’ faux pas with rabbit and nearly loses best mate

Gary, a man's man, a man of the world, or so it seemed, has committed a faux pas worthy of a ‘Carry On’ film. Gary had been asked for marital guidance by his mate, Bernard, as Bernard’s wife had got a rabbit. ‘I asked where she kept it, as they li…

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Funny story: Naked, desperate husband searches for batteries as vibrator loses it's vibrations!

Naked, desperate husband searches for batteries as vibrator loses it's vibrations!

After 30 years of maritial bliss a couple in Dunfermline, Scotland, decided to spice up their lives by buying a vibrator for the wife because the man was entering his hit and miss phase and she too. They ordered the huge thing over the internet wi...

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Funny story: Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up "a sex ring" that was attempting to distribute "vibrating devices" in "broad daylight" at locations in Rockefeller Center and the Meatpacking District. The disrupted giveawa...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals The Amazing Name She Has Given To Her Vibrator

Lady Gaga Reveals The Amazing Name She Has Given To Her Vibrator

TOPEKA, Kansas - Lady Gaga had come to visit the largest covered wagon museum in the United States. The museum which is run by the group known as The Descendants of The Wayward Pioneers houses a total of 53 authentic covered wagons, many with auth...

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Funny story: China Recalls "Deep Blue" Vibrators After Over 1,000 Shocking Stories

China Recalls "Deep Blue" Vibrators After Over 1,000 Shocking Stories

"I thought I was going to die", stated one lady as part of a collective lawsuit. "Of course, it was great for awhile but suddenly I was jerking like Joe Cocker singing "Cry Me A River!" "I heard Edith in the darkened bedroom while I was watching t...

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Funny story: Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

Apple iPhone Adds 3 Speed Vibrator

In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone Classic Touch Vibrator (CTV). In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the CTV also comes in 3 vibrating speeds for female enjoyment. Pr...

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