After an incident in which a family placed a rat trap which snared seven creatures over a period of five days in their kitchen, a debate has taken place over whether the victims were rats or mice. "The ugly, scrawny, filthy vermin that weren't cle…
There's nothing as annoying as being rudely awakened in the middle of the night by some noise or other from outside in the street, but that wasn't the case for one man in the very early hours of this morning, when he was wrenched from his slumbers by…
There probably isn't a single person, alive or dead, who hasn't felt it. The unmistakable instinctive feeling that something 'isn't quite right' about a person, situation, or thing, and we've all used the well-worn phrase: "I smell a rat." And...
A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...
There was a shock in store for a Cambodian mouse last night, as it became stuck on a 'glue trap' that had been left for it, and was unable to escape. The mouse - and possibly others like it - had been scurrying about the roofspaces of a house in...
In a surprise announcement today, government minister for drug awareness, Lord Grasp-Straw(35ΒΌ) publicly voiced his support for a potential plan to counter the threat of African piracy by utilising the characters and hardware from the various 80's gi...
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