I found a Wisconsin State Democratic Senator hiding in my closet.
I was coming in to see if I could find a pair of socks I hadn't worn more than one day and, shazaam!, there he was.
He looked as surprised as I myself must have.
But that isn't what bothered me.
He was eating my Pringles.
Now, I am normally more on the left of things, but politics only go so far.
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