MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
A man was recently spotted at the top of the Trump Tower in New York City. He was pretty high up so no one could see who he was or what he was going to do. But it was New York, so they chanted (with apologies to Van Halen) “Jump! Jump! Might as well…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Brooklyn Bridge Times Newspaper reporter LaSabrina Windwater, has broken open the story that an extremely upset Mob boss, Sal Goombalini, head of the Goombalini Crime Family is demanding that The Trumptwit (Donald…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A very close friend of Donald Trump, who refused to give his name, stated that DJT is livid and is angrier than a woodpecker with a mouth infection. The friend, who information guru Andy Cohen said is Jim “The Wrest…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of Manhattan’s most popular realtors has said that he recently received a text message from an individual who says that he represents the Sand Castle Cartel, which is a part of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Real…
HOLLYWOOD – Caitlyn Jenner, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe Magazine, that just after Trump won the Electo…
Donald Trump’s “golden” years don’t look promising. He is burdened with personally guaranteed debt that will be difficult to refinance; besieged by lawsuits, which he will not be able to delay much longer; and being badgered by a number of state att…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Washington Globe-Express says that President Trump has backed out of the second presidential debate. Trump was not happy with the fact that the debate moderator was going to have the authority to cut off his…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Caitlyn, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner, has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Fox News that, just after Trump won the Electoral College election, he…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof News) - The FBI has issued a statement that it has just apprehended two Al-Qaeda operatives, who were living on the 14th floor at Trump Tower. The two have been identified as Muhammad al-Bibbity and Abu Moo Bagfatti. Fed…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump had a one-on-one meeting with his top ass-kisser, Stephen Miller. And, out of the blue, he told Milly that, if he wasn’t married to Melania, he would date his daughter, Ivanka, if she wasn’t his daughter, of cou…
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…
NEW YORK CITY – More than 200 residents who reside in Trump Tower say that they are sick and tired of having to view the 15-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump that sits in the building’s lobby. They say that it looks stupid, with Trump holding a nin…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was talking at his press conference about what a fantastically fantastic (his words) job he is doing in semi-dealing with the Coronavirus. One of the media reporters asked him about Nancy Pelosi alleging that he h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that it has uncovered a memo that shows that the Donald Trump-owned Trump Towers was recently given a federal stimulus bailout check. The check (USA #7881803) shows that it was issued on M...
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