Who doesn’t LOVE rainbows?! Ask any LGBTQ … (uh, sorry if I forgot a letter of two, can we come up with a single word, instead of a string of letters, makes it easier, oh for the days of just “queer” and “butt pirates” and “fudge packers” and “ta…
So the Chinese and their white balloon is met by America and its black chemical cloud of death. Who to hate more? The planet Earth now has a mole, just like Jupiter. And what's that big red spot made up of? And how many living things are on th…
Donald Trump has now admitted that he uses a spray-on tan for that healthy orange glow. And now you can too! Want to look orange forever? When your actual skin is pasty and cadaver-esque and smells like the crypt, why not give it a good spray…
Government officials have always assured us they have our best interests in mind. The chem trails we see in our skies, once thought to be a means for reprerssion, were actually meant to enhance our minds. But now we’re told by an NSA spokesman that s…
Straight from British Intelligence sources, we now know there are (at least) two ducks willing to testify on what happened in March 2018 near a certain park bench. Boys were playing, and a couple (a father and daughter named Skripal) offered them...
Flint, MI Scientists studying the unsatisfactory effects of the water were shocked to discover that IT WOULD DISSOLVE ANYTHING! Flint water that has been found to have 3 times the acceptable lead content and has led to an outbreak of Legionnaire's...
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